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My one manager is dealing with allergies and a bit of stress from being understaffed, so I go and ask her, âIs there any way we can make your Friday better?â
She just mouthed âKill meâ as a reply
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Just work things #1
My one manager is dealing with allergies and a bit of stress from being understaffed, so I go and ask her, âIs there any way we can make your Friday better?â
She just mouthed âKill meâ as a reply
Animated Series from the Last Decade
This last decade has shown such amazing growth in the field of animated television! It will be sad to see the era that had so many loveable series come to an end.
I canât wait to see what will come out of the next ten years.
So-
Reminder. Before you send your professors all your rough drafts... make sure you edit all the panicked notes with cussing in them.
(btw this was a research paper for LGBTQ+ exposure within digital media and I bsd the entire thing cause fun fact!!! Itâs super hard to find credible journal articles on it.)
Cats are hilarious
Midnight, my beautiful short hair kitty, has spent the past ... hour, slowly pushing over a box on our table. She finally knocked it over, looked shocked, then ran off as to say she didnât do it as I cracked up.
Fast food horror story #1
Ok - so I work fast food
And let me be clear. Without the people who bread the food we wouldnât exist, so when I hear âFive minuets on moreâ I panic. When you are on fries, and there are at least five orders that have a sandwich on them, and combined over those orders you have eight large fries? you KNOW you are fucked. no amount of fries will save you.
So Iâm waiting as we have nine minutes on the order and the fries have not been taken. I have the heater STUFFED with fries, all of the fry cages are dropped. And in 30 seconds every fry I had available for them to take is gone. And THEN they ask for eight fries.
weâre eleven orders off screen, over 15 minutes into the red. Iâve splashed 350 degree oil on myself mutiple times trying to get everyone their fries.
All becuase the people in the back couldnât cook the food fast enough
Tdlr: If the people who cook the food take too long everyone else gets fucked over.
When you donât know medical terms
Sammich
Spcy sammich
Sometimes Julian and Portia donât see eye to eye
Portia: I have an Idea!
Julian: Murder?
Portia: We become pirates.
Julian: Oh not this again.
Portia: YES THIS AGAIN!
thanks to my brother and me for having conversations like this
Sometimes- Barry just-
Photo used for the little icon is by Lovefool Bass Boosted! - Found on twitter
Credit to @legendaryl1nk for him and his date for having this real conversation that he kindly let me use for this. Ur the best bro!!!
Different friends when you do something stupid
âWoahâ
âOwoâ
âChild-â
*No response*
*Sends mean emoji faces until you say what the PROPER thing to do is*
@ask-link-the-hylian-champion Take a wild guess which ones you are
Well, my SOS post just got its first taste of internet fame: I had to make a copyright infringement report.
Thatâs right, someone has STOLEN my post.
I am so fucking PISSED right now. I feel sick to my stomach, Iâm visibly shaking with rage, THATS how pissed I am.
This post is MONTHS OLD so dont any of you DARE say its coincidence.. not when his video is WORD FOR WORD MY POST ACTING LIKE HE DISCOVERED IT.
What you can do for me, is read my original post (linked above) and then you can watch this video and you tell me: is this not my fucking post?
Is this not EVERYTHING I pointed out MONTHS AGO!?
If you click on that video link and scroll down to the comments section youâll see where I left a comment addressing it (and not very politely) but the report is already filled. Iâve requested it be taken down. Now all I can do is wait but..
Iâm not crazy am I? Being so upset over this? But at the same time, this was my writing and analysis that got stolen.. because writing and analyzing is the only thing Iâm good at⊠And over 25 minutes ago it was posted on YouTube by someone else claiming it to be theirsâŠ
What if my request gets denied? What if he gets away with claiming my work as his?
You guys do realize this means I wont be posting any more chapter of Calamitous End until this thing is finished right? I hope you understand I just⊠I cant post anything else right now⊠Iâm so sorry
You have every right to be mad about this!! Thatâs word for word what you wrote!!
Exactly! You notice NONE of those credits are me. I did the research, and yeah, he couldve done research too but let me all remind you that the ONLY part of that post that required research, was the pulse tones. Everything else? I MADE THAT UP IN MY HEAD. YOU CANT RESEARCH THE REST OF THAT POST BECAUSE MY ANGST WRITTING INSTINCTS MADE IT.
ALWAYS CREDIT ARTISTS/ WRITESR/ MUSICIANS!!! ALWAYS!!! Also make sure this dude understands what he did. Donât be a asshole but comment asking for him to remove it or credit Link.
Everyone at that BOTW sequel trailer-
Psssst. Check my tags
âSignificant Linkâ Ok Iâm now thatâs a reference iâm gonna use when talking about you.
Here it is! What I want to happen in the BotW Sequel!
@sephnit-omsol @unstoppablelinda @a-wild-gel-appears
They didnât know what to expect when they ventured down deep below Hyrule Castle. Zelda always heard the stories growing up, that the true evil lies beneath them. She never paid it much mind.. but then the calamity happened.
That was of course years ago. Hyrule was being rebuilt, the calamity was gone. She was free to delve back into her research. But the calamity itself brought forth new questions, with answers that could all be waiting right under her feet.
Link was given a brief summary of the legends before he was dragged down to the deepest parts of Hyrule castle. Zelda seemed adamant on starting right away, but this left Link on edge. He spent a lot of time working his way through malice infested places, and the deeper down the path they went, the stronger those memories came back to him. He could still hear it, the sounds of the malice as its magenta veins flowed through the large masses that covered the castle and divine beasts alike. It was sickening, and now he couldnt even tell if it was just in his head or if it was coming from deeper below them.
The calamity did a lot of things to Link. He was quieter than ever before once everything was over. The smallest of noises put him on edge, and sleep was even harder to come by. But despite these vices, he stayed close by Zeldaâs side as she went further down, torch in hand as she examined the many etchings that covered the wall.
âThis one looks like the beginning of the first calamity.. It appears that the malice took hold of a gerudo male but.. Urbosa told me a long time ago, Gerudo Males arent common. In fact, she told me that the only Gerudo male sheâs ever heard of was Ganondorf, but he was just a clever guise that malice took⊠But this tells a different story. Link, Iâm afraid that maybe..â Zelda trailed off as she noticed the swirling green vortex that awaited them at the very bottom. Her eyes widened as her jaw dropped at the sight. All this time, itâs been right under their noses. This was the source of the evil that plagued Hyrule for so long.
Zelda gazed curiously at the mummified remains that sat at the epicenter of the vortex. It was most certainly a Gerudo, judging by the red hair that remained and the shiny golden medallion resting on its chest. The build appeared to be male as well, which matched up to the wall side etchings.
Link gazed at the figure with apprehension, he new that face.. Hylia did he know that face. Water, Wind, Thunder, Fire⊠they all shared his face. This was the face that took everything from him.. calamity Ganon.
His body resembled that of the monks Link had encountered in the shrines he ventured into. Though he new that this man was no where near as benevolent as they were.
Zelda had gotten a little too close for Linkâs comfort by the time he snapped out of his daze. She studied the remains closely, trying to wrap her head around it. But then, in the fragile silence surrounding them both, crackling was heard.
Crackling Link knew from anywhere.
Ganonâs fingers snapped shut as he clenched his fist, his head snapped over to face Zelda, eyes tearing open to reveal the blood red irises within. The swirling of the vortex got faster, hands forming and descending upon whoever was close enough to grab.
Link didnât even stop to think his actions through, his body acted without him. He grabbed Zelda by her arm harshly as he threw her behind him. He had to make sure she got out of here.
He had to keep her safe.
Zelda hit the ground hard as she landed a good distance away from her knight. Her eyes widened as the hands closed in on Link, seizing his arm roughly. âLink! We need to get out of here!â
But it was too lateâŠ
The malice already had him in its grasp, pain coursing through his body. Flashes of memories came flooding to his mind, memories that werenât his.
Time and time again he saw through the eyes of someone else, a boy that looked just like him swinging the master sword down for a final blow. Link soon realized that these were Ganondorfâs memories.
âItâs not very pretty.. is it? Having your life ended by a mere child whom youâve never seen before, forever wondering what youâve done to end up here.â
It was a voice he didnt know, deep and gravely, almost as if heâd been screaming out in pain. The room around him was pitch black, though he was certain that this was all only in his head. A small amount of light radiated off of his body, but that didnt reveal the source of this voice.
âNo light will reach this place, boy. You are locked away deep within your own mind. You are now a prisoner to the malice.â
A flurry of blue flames burst to life in front of him, a tall Gerudo Male materializing before him.
âI am Ganondorf⊠The last King of the Gerudo⊠The first prisoner of the malice.â
Link couldnt believe what he was seeing. But more importantly, he couldnt believe that he let himself become a prisoner.
âI know what youâre thinking, little one. I myself had a hard time believing I let myself become corrupted by the ancient evil. But do not fret, this does not make you a bad person. You are merely a victim to Hyliaâs plan.â
Link sat there silently, somehow finding strange comfort in the old kingâs words. But deep down he knew, his body was being used to destroy everything he had worked his whole life to save.
â..nkâ
His body was being used to devastate the lives he personally helped, the friends he made.
â.ink-â
His body was going to bring the new calamity..
âLink!â
It was Zeldaâs voice cutting through the darkness around him. Why was she still here? She shouldâve ran! He wanted to run to her, to protect her from.. from who?
From himself
Zelda gazed at Linkâs form before her, but everything was wrong. His breathing was ragged, his head was hung low, each step he took towards her echoed heavily in the silent of the room. âLink please! You must snap out of it!â
Zeldaâs cries fell on deaf ears. He wasnât stopping, he couldnât. He could only watch as Zelda cowered in fear.. fear of him. Fear of what he was going to do to her. His eyes met her terror filled ones as her back hit the wall. Zeldaâs lip quivered as tears began to fall.
âIâve truly lost everyone⊠I am.. Alone..â
Zeldaâs tear filled eyes gazed upon the corrupted form of her appointed knight again, his once blue eyes now blood red. His long hair was now undone, its golden luster now taking on a sickly platinum hue, the wind from the vortex swirling around him, to muse his hair even more. His gaze was cold and unforgiving, intricate red patterns crawling up his neck and face.
Link looked deep into Zeldaâs wide eyes as he spoke his first words in over 100 years:
âAre you prepared to fight the monster you created, your majesty?â
The true calamity is upon them nowâŠ
Yâall better give this story some LOVE! I didnt agree to be married and let yâall be sleeping on Links writing that causes u extreme pain
Everyone at that BOTW sequel trailer-
Hilarious shit my students say
Iâm an assistant teacher- So here are some hilarious interactions between students and others.
Teacher - Whatâs newtonâs second law of motion?
Student - Me
Teacher - no your not important to science
Student 1 - I want to be a pancake
Student 2 - If your a pancake I want to eat a pancake
Teacher - So donât worry about the pop quiz itâs actually a fake and wonât be graded
Student - so i can technically tell my mom I got 100% though
Me - Does anyone else need help with the dissection?
Student - No. But you need to help me write this lab report.
So today we learned:
I can turn ANYTHING into a shitpost.
How did this happen? Letâs find out!
Today I learned that my friendâs parents believe that they can take care of ANY physical ailments by PRAYING IT AWAY. You heard me correctly. They think that they can pray and suddenly their childâs ailment will be suddenly healed!
Now how does a good friend reply to that? By asking if theyâre okay?? NOT IN THIS FRIENDSHIP WE DONâT
IN THIS FRIENDSHIP WE IMMEDIATELY NOTICE THE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN THEIR PARENTS LOGIC AND ANTI-VAXXERS LOGIC AND MAKE A SHIT POST.
Of course, this was good to make my friend laugh, but the truth of it is how fucking true this is and that someone should have said it before I did.
But here we are, learning about my hidden ability to turn any issue into a shitpost.
*conversation posted with permission, because obviously we both find this hysterical
This is us at peak bullshit-
Where to begin with all this
Sometimes I purposely have headphones in with no actual music to stop people from trying to talk to me. Enraging.
I had to stop reading. this made my brain hurt. if she has head phones leave her alone. if she is me leave me alone always and forever
This is rape culture
Lol unless youâre telling her the bus is here, itâs the last stop on a train, or some pertinent information, leave the damn woman and her headphones the fuck alone.
9 times out of ten, sheâs wearing those headphones to escape guys like that.
Woman: *has headphones in*
Man: I sHoUlD tAlK tO hEr ItS a SiGn
All of tumblr, and anyone with common sense: NO-
To every guy out there, if Iâm wearing my headphones itâs because I donât want to talk, and I honestly wonât talk with someone who interrupted P!nk
I literally JUST reblogged this BUT THE ADDITION OF NOT INTERRUPTING P!NK MAKES ME HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAIN THIS IS SUCH A MOOD
Ok but. If you interrupt my avid listening to DnD podcasts to flirt with me. I will fuckin summon taako to kill you.