Fiar 🔥

My name Bubs/Teazer⫸ 23 ⫸ Genderfluid ⫸ Every pronoun ever  ⫸ I am a fucking heathen ⫸ 💤🔌

[pangur-and-grim]

HE USED TO LOOK LIKE THIS!!!

[pangur-and-grim]

hey now

[speeps-highway]

[flyinghellfish]

[krafterwrites]

[kittensnax]

darkworld marge

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

in honor of phineas and ferb coming back can you imagine being a disney investor in the early 2000s watching some guys' storyboard pitch and you're like "oh this seems funny and cute but also relatively normal for a children's television show" and then this happens without warning

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[importantcatpics]

[keepyourmouthshutandyourmindopen]

Need one more to unlock the door

[mangoconruedas]

they understand each other

[paintbynumbers]

[croaksac]

via Seattle Times:

Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body

Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life

[ace-trainer-alice]

it's not "double texting", it's called monologuing and it's a time honored tradition in the supervillain community.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[punkitt-is-here]

just found out that one of susies easter egg haircuts in one of the fights gives her locs we win again let's fucking goooooo

[punkitt-is-here]

i am delighted that we are all so excited for black susie

[otaku-bartender]

WOOLOO

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

These posts are all sisters to me

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[nattousan]

#ratatouille

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[perfectly-cell-centric]

This little tidbit came to mind from that last ask.

“I don't care how unmotivated you are! Pick up that pen, and draw my Perfect Jawline!"

There ya roach, I got motivated XD

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!