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coelasquid

“this horror movie isn’t very good-”

This is the path the horror fan must walk, this is the path I have chosen.

The path of watching a lot of not very good movies.

funnytwittertweets

wizard0rb

and its free

osakaxkobe

monkeysaysficus

Me making perfectly round meatballs

sagihairius

CAPTCHA 1: check this box

CAPTCHA 2: select all the rivers

CAPTCHA 3: which of these tiny pictures has an apple in it

CAPTCHA 4: can you find where you went wrong in your life

CAPTCHA 5: select the reasons why my wife left me

sizvideos

nopizza

He committed to how pissed off he was

cocochineal

I love how petty this is

quiet--batpeople

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

doing-talking

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

gjallarmoth

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

nightwatched

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill)

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing”

a3esome

valtsv

attacking people and biting them and killing them has many health benefits. not for them obviously but my skin has never looked better.

when moses returned from the mountain with the stone tablets containing the 10 commandments and saw the people worshipping the golden calf

catchymemes

thespectacularspider-girl

Fun fact, The Questing Beast of Arthurian Legend is the result of people attempting to describe what a giraffe was, then being explained and drawn by people who have never actually seen it.

The Questing Beast was said to have a head and neck of a snake (long neck), body of leopard (coat pattern), hind legs of a lion (tufted tail) and feet of a deer (”hooves:).