Moff

technically it/she but says i’m it/its so people use the neopronoun. dm’s are open but i’m not good at responding. significantly above the tolerable level of permanent unhappiness.

[social---moth]

the big bang was a revolver going off in gods mouth

[raccoonmilf]

late uploading my dashcon 2 2 panel because I've spent so much time making graphics

[raccoonmilf]

HAPPY FIRST DAY OF NATIONAL MOTH WEEK

what is ur favorite moth of all time?

[64mpg]

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

[dogpuppy]

[avey-tare]

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

so i kind of accidentally on purpose told NASA that you can breath in space without a helmet and now i, i mean they, are going to throw you out the airlock. be nice about it ok. i want to look good in front of this tgirl who definitely has space madness. thx babe 😘

[hitmanagent47]

I hate my fucking sniper rifle its so stupid

[catharticscream]

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

[ashes2caches]

it would be cute if transfems had fluffy tails you could pull on… just something to dream about…

[samthemelon]

drew amir as a hexbug bc i think he would make this as a gift for drifter <3

[tredlocity]

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

hey so did any other transfems get in trouble for crying as a kid? for example id get yelled at or in trouble for something and it would make me cry and then id get yelled at for crying about it, often with a "toughen up" or smth similar

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

oh yea the "stop that or ill really give you something to cry about" yea mhm yep ok fuck

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

lots of people saying shit like "this isnt a transfem thing it's a child abuse thing" and like, fucking obviously

maybe consider that i never implied it was a transfem exclusive experience and take a couple seconds to think about why it might be especially traumatising for us to be told to "man up" and not express emotions as children and that i was seeking to not feel alone and to commiserate within a community that i know will actually give a shit

[zeitghost]

Our commune kind of has a "solarpunk" vibe, in the sense that we are kicking dogs

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[chateau-bluerose]

occasionally I'll receive messages or comments that give me this twilight zone episode window into The Other Side where men still publicly whine about how they can't harass women without being called harassers and. post that in a place where anyone can just see it on the internet. like it's bizarre. im at the safari and watching a monkey scratch his own ass and sniff it and he gets mad that it smells like shit

[chateau-bluerose]

it's like this

[thedeafprophet]

the best thing you can make an oc is suicidal

[ivy-michaels]

"I wish a cute girl would kill me with that bolt gun thing from No Country for Old Men"

The thing about that is that the purpose of the bolt gun isn't to kill the cow. it's to stun it, to disrupt brain and motor activity for long enough to hoist the cow and cut its throat. Just thought you'd like to know <3