Socially Awkward Sam

hello, [your name] and welcome to my blog. thank you for visiting.

[jacobdarvin]

[babyanimalgifs]

[ruinedchildhood]

💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈

[blackness-by-your-side]

[archiemcphee]

[smothurs]

International Women’s Day

[qregrimaldis-deactivated2022111]

au where i’m not a useless piece of shit

[qregrimaldis-deactivated2022111]

this post has so many notes like are y'all okay

[forsoothmynigga]

no, we’re depressed barbara

[whatthebec]

look at this dog from the dogspotting fb group i wanna d*e

[felderwin]

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

[plantdaddd]

let boys cry.

[eddiesstabwound]

cuddle boys while they cry.

[plantdaddd]

tell boys they’re pretty.

[audreycalmdown]

Give boys flowers

[eddiesstabwound]

take boys on cute dates

[audreycalmdown]

Let boys wear makeup

[eddiesstabwound]

compliment boys on their bodies

[plantdaddd]

let boys wear crop tops

[eddiesstabwound]

call boys beautiful

[audreycalmdown]

Let boys wear earrings

[eddiesstabwound]

let boys pierce their bellies

[audreycalmdown]

Let boys paint their nails

[plantdaddd]

let boys be belly dancers

[mosscoveredphotographs]

let boys be themselves

[reversalitea]

this thread is so perfect.

[ryuichifoxe]

The nightmare deer welcome you to Columbus Ohio (8

[sia-jade]

This makes me so uncomfortable

[servicek9s-deactivated20180617]

WHY

[kanjiklubs-deactivated20161205]

[vacuumssuck]

i’m so jealous of people who can play piano because you can show off your skills so subtly, like, oh there’s a piano here i’ll tap out a fun song. but with any other instrument it’s like HERE I’LL JUST WHIP OUT MY VIOLA or GOOD THING I BROUGHT MY FRENCH HORN HERE WITH ME 

[mttbellamy]

IVE BEEN CARRYING THIS UPRIGHT BASS AROUND FOR JUST THIS MOMENT

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

I had to share this one: A force to be reckoned with

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[serotnin]

bye

[little-inkstone]

and he’s still choosing to sleep, that’s my kind of dog

[burntcopper]

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

[windycityteacher-deactivated202]

WOAH WHAT?

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

You’ve been hit by…

You’ve been struck by….

…a small mineral.