It's been over a year and I still don't know what to put here

Kat or Choco | She/her | @deadrainhaven made my icon

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[spookyscarysnails]

[vigilantsycamore]

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[vigilantsycamore]

Tumblr pillow fight

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[nookisms]

Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...

Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????

[nookisms]

[paddysnuffles]

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

[fantasyinallforms]

Big reminder, folks, that many people, especially veteran writers, are locking their fics nowadays, which means if you don't have an account, you can't see the full library of AO3 and are missing out on a lot of good work. Please go sign up for an account! It's well worth it, and you are missing out on a LOT by not having it.

[vigilantsycamore]

Tumblr pillow fight

Reblog to hit the person you reblogged this from with a pillow

[wowwforever]

I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense

[sunwornink]

here is your daily reminder to COMMENT ON THE AO3 FICS YOU READ! it goes such a long way, especially if it’s a multi-chapter work and you can only leave kudos once. ANYTHING is an acceptable comment—emojis, keyboard smash, screaming, in-depth analysis! i promise you, the writers want it ALL

[purveyorofpudge]

truer words have never been spoken

stay fat and sexy, people in my phone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[spacehunter-m]

[official-venom-snake]

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

[mrchristmass1]

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

[iamoutofideas]

[memory--box]

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

[feyariel]

Me, so I can view the original meme:

[thetum-blrdictionary-deactivated]

bonus:

[memory--box]

People keep tagging this as educational and I don't know what to do or think about that.

[thescaredfluid]

Glossary of Terms

[dovewithscales]

I don’t know if I should be amused or distressed by the realization that someday this post will probably be useful to linguists.

[heptadecagon-studios]

Hi, linguist here. It is

[paperandpencilsandskips]

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post

[wordfather]

writing sucks how do i make words sound good

[wordfather]

ok if i start with 'The' which word should i put next #help

[starsailor-kinthepast]

have you tried 'snail' ?

[wordfather]

The snail. okay whats next

[mirasmirages]

was

[wordfather]

a creature of great significance, though one might not gleam so at first glance. On one rainy morning, it was with fervour that one of the kings’ highly respected scholars rode on his horse, aptly named ‘Snail Seeker’, back to the castle and noted down his grand discovery. In the following days, castle guards could hear mutterings and ramblings coming from the scholars’ quarters, quiet insistances claiming he ‘saw it’ echoing against the cold stone walls.

Finally, after many days and many nights, he approached the king and presented his theory of these slimy creatures.

You see, the snail was effervescent.

[girlsadist]

Computer show me men in agonizing pain crying and writhing on the ground with very obvious hard ons

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[traumatizeddfox]

“i was a bad kid” bro idc if you were a child sent from hell an adult should’ve never done that to you

[littledeviantsworld-deactivated]

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...