Free Candy

Just get in the van

[weaver-z]

New hobby: dropping the worst possible discourse topic I can come up with into the general chat of a server and watching the other members swarm their keyboards like piranhas

[narklos]

Based on a true story.

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

Hooters is just an extremely American take on a maid cafe if you think about it

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

your not wrong but you shouldnt say it

[master-apology]

This is incorrect. Hooters was founded in 1983, and the first permanent maid cafe, Cure Maid Cafe, was established in 2001. Maid cafe’s are an extremely Japanese take on Hooters.

[souleater]

what if we were mutuals and shared an umbrella ☔?

[pururin]

[nuevayor]

[swarnpert]

wholesome laffy taffy jokes

[theearlofsandwich]

[yourmutualfriends-deactivated20]

[izumikoshiro]

[the-hills-have-ass]

[wolchefant]

the narrative rollercoaster this video took me on in 19 seconds was a trip to remember

[imonlyhereforthegiggles-deactiv]

That last line 💀 wtf

[anxietyproblem]

[yoko-kurama-the-sex-god]

I feel personally attacked

[carnival-phantasm]

Love wins

[joey-wheeler-official]

Tom and Jerry

[deefews]

[carnival-phantasm]

LOVE WON

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

fucking goldfish tiktok made me cry bro

[solarpunkcast]

humans be like “is anyone going to nurse this animal back to health?” and not wait for an answer

[kaijuno]

GLOCK ness monster

[kaijuno]

[catchymemes]

[kaedien]

video of the year

[wumblr]

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

[wumblr]

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

[wumblr]

[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[moonlitmorphos]

Look, I don't make the rules but you're legally required to watch this.

TikTok

[atomskdluffy]

The dude is having an existential crisis at the end and I UNDERSTAND

[crabapplepectin]

The recipe, if anyone wants.

[adz]

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

[honeylemony]

What the fuck who drinks that

[adz]

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

[teamrocketing]

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

[weaselle]

this is a man who has experienced The Public

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

“Look at me”

[theysaywhatasadsight]