Sociopathindisguise

Disguised Sociopath.

[malwizard]

im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

[zangashtu]

[dredgentruzz]

@y-alldve

[mwagneto]

I know German likes to take English words but when will yall realise shit like “gegoogelt” and “gechillt” sounds genuinely awful

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Ich wurde outgecalled:(

[icukadiktalok]

:(

[nimium-amatrix-ingenii-sui]

Excellent

[myspacebabe2007-deactivated2021]

[wildplantts]

[markv5]

чё делаеш

чё делаеш

[candydrake]

blake: hrrnnnrggh yang i’m trying to sit on ur face but i’m dummy thicc and the clap from my asscheeks keeps flattening ur face 

yang:

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

didi you really think this was necessary? Did you really think people want this?

[retrogamingblog]

Nintendo’s official website has a poll of who you would like to give a valentine to and Waluigi is winning by a huge margin

[callyb510gee]

where’s the link op

[anomalycaris-deactivated2022111]

right there

[mindblowingscience]

NASA Is Launching a Submarine to Hunt For Life in The Mysterious Depths of The Sea

The Orpheus drone is about the size of a backyard grill and weighs 600 pounds.

Diving to the bottom of the ocean is arguably harder than rocketing into space.

Hundreds of astronauts have left Earth, but you can count the people who’ve visited the very bottom of the ocean on one hand: James Cameron, Jacques Piccard, and Don Walsh.

Because of that, we don’t know much about what goes on in the deepest parts of the ocean, especially in the hellishly named hadal zone that’s 6,000 to 11,000 meters (3.7-6.8 miles) under the surface.

Although 45% of the world’s oceans exist in that zone, that part of the planet has been a mystery to us land dwellers.

Until now.

Scientists from NASA and Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution (WHOI) have teamed up on a $US1.2 million, privately funded effort to research, design, and build a new robot to explore the hadal zone.

Continue Reading.

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

Thomas More watching Henry VIII make any political decision ever:

[aethelfleds]

Thomas More resigning as chancellor 

[perkwunos]

I think it’d be a good idea to let people from the Middle Ages use tumblr

[sonicrainbooms]

anti vaxxers

[mysticpandalad]

look into my eyes and tell me a person from the Middle Ages who lost 3 kids by the time they are 25 and coughs up blood every now and then would be against a vial with a heaven-sent potion that can protect you from the demons that plague the Earth with just one small prick. look into my eyes and lie to me

[flowerinaflame]

[bogleech]

This is the funniest and most thoughtful I’ve ever seen an organization use a meme and it’s good people with good goals who don’t just want your money on top of it

[krool-gwooptsoov]

[favorite-aesthetic]

Black Cat Appreciation Post

[a-random-gay-bunny]

[princesspuddingface]

just gonna add my own bean to this post. =) <3

[etakeh]

I know this has gone past me before, and I’ve added my two.  But now I have three!

[mckitterick]

can never have too many black cats! here’s @clevermanka ’s beloved Fetish Kitty, clearly not wanting the backpack owner to leave:

[goteamdancing]

[mckitterick]

I like your familiar.

[music-thestrongestformofmagic]

Incels and other sexist men can’t see a woman doing something incredible without fuming and trying to discredit her. They’re now dissing on Katie Bouman, who helped write one of the algorithms that got us the black hole picture, saying she was just an assistant (they don’t know what assistant professor is), and using Andrew Chael, her colleague in the Event Horizon Telescope team who helped write one of the codes, as ~the true person behind the codes who is being erased by this anti-men society~ or whatever. They’re even saying crap like “lmao women really don’t do shit”. Andrew took to Twitter himself to call bullshit on that.

If y'all can spread this thread to counter such narrative it’d be great.

(x)

[metaangelz]

this is too funny

[frist-dumblr]

this is my favorite warrior cats quote 

[werewolfstripclub]

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[identicaltwinhalfbrother]

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

[brainwad]

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

[becomeunsolved]

reblogging for the second time

[athelind]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[cydonianlady]

Reblogging because I don’t think Dignity was on it last time I saw it.