If I don't get to kiss a girl SOON
I'm lobotomising myself
I can't keep thinking about girl kiss all the damn time
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If I don't get to kiss a girl SOON
I'm lobotomising myself
I can't keep thinking about girl kiss all the damn time
"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)
"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game
I feel so losssssstttt without youuuuu
The embrace that feels like home
He gets up like nothing happened . he doesn't even care
You can pinpoint the exact moment he turns to liquid
I know I made this post before, but I can't find it so...
hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"
some other hits:
Princess: an effeminate and relatively youthful male homosexual or lesbian (1931-4)
Daffodil: effeminate young man (1925)
To throw a fuck into: to have sex with (1919)
Top sergeant: a masculine lesbian (1939) [‘she takes command of the girls’ privates’]
Lily: penis (1919)
Wolf: sexually aggressive man (1847); a homosexual top (1918)
Soul kiss: a deep kiss, involving putting one’s tongue into one’s partner’s mouth (1907)
Tom: a lesbian (1909); [in 'old tom'] prostitute catering to lesbians (1966)
Church mouse: a male homosexual who frequents crowded churches in order to fondle any potential sex partners. (1941)
Discover one's gender: to accept or acknowledge one’s homosexuality (1941) / Lose one's gender: To return to living as a heterosexual
Minty: a masculine lesbian (1941)
Also a lot of early 20th century vulgarity is recorded in Letter from My Father, which is a collection of letters published by a man who's dad was, in short, a major slut and human disaster who wrote about his sex life for his son. It's insane. You can find copies of it online & it's a wild fucking read (literally!) and I think a really interesting look at the life of a person who goes against our stereotypes of what people in the past were "supposed" to be like.
Anyways feel free to add y'all's favs to this post. & if you use this for gay historical fanfic please share with the class
#OH THIS IS EXTREMELY EXTREMELY HELPFUL#writing#resources#saving for later#maybe i should move my 1920s story from '25 to '27 because..... bro..........
note for writers: these are dated to the first time they were recorded, not necessarily to their first use. I imagine for many of these, they came about naturally through spoken language before they were written down anywhere. This is especially true of more underground slang because it's probably being recorded (in ways we still have) the least. So if you wanna use a term but it's a little off date-wise, give yourself some wiggle room.
also gonna take this moment to highlight two more i found recently:
Best boy: a sweetheart, a boyfriend, a husband. (1893) [w the obvious equivalent term 'best girl']
Honeydripper or honeydrips: a sexual partner (1917)
Like. Honeydripper?????? That's so horny I can't stop thinking about it. We need to bring THAT back
really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight
tengo mucho miedo de mandar algo porque y si el doppelganger español de mi aparece y empieza a hablar un poco de español esta noche
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
eternal agonies and endless torment
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
NOT YOU TOO
NOT AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N83fSvk3Qzo
ive done it. my only goal. my post has been voice acted. this is beautiful news
no, I am.
I must choose my next words very carefully
I do agree that you must chose your next words, but why are you talking to me
That's it. No more words and phrases for you people
Aw man :(
Why me specifically?
[response]
coward detected
happy 30k to this post. To celebrate, I've collected some of my favorite notes:
felices 30 mil a esta publicación. Para celebrarlo, he seleccionado algunas de mis notas favoritas:
#pasar por alto esto es como ver cómo disparan a alguien hasta que muere y seguir con tu día #es como ver cómo alguien es asaltado en la acera de enfrente mientras das tu paseo nocturno jaja #esto es como las siete etapas del duelo representadas en una publicación y nunca llegas a la aceptación #op también está haciendo honor a su nombre de usuario al no identificar a ese gato #desastre total #en realidad #choque de 10 autos #publicaciones que quiero colgar en mi pared #catposting #<- escasamente #ve. hacer más números #sitio infernal #la máxima expresión del éxito #es que narren tu publicación #en los videos de parkour de minecraft #por talos esto no puede estar pasando #así es como se siente ser atacado por una manada de payasos salvajes #simplemente maldita SIGUÓ amigo #sitio web con un tipo de humor muy específico #publicación patrimonio mundial #solo dale un poco más de tiempo #¿qué carajos acabo de leer? #siento mucho tu sufrimiento op #no lo encontrarán en ningún otro lugar amigos #https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus #el filtro de México que se le puso a la foto de perfil #odio este sitio web joder esto también es yuri (tormento sin fin y agonías eternas) #esto también es yuri #futuro publicación patrimonio mundial #las chicas (chiste blogs) están peleando #esto todavía me parece muy gracioso #lo vuelvo a rebloguear #lo siento op pero esta publicación tiene como 300 mil notas para mí #buen trabajo a todos #no se encuentra este tipo de basura en ningún otro lugar #publicaciones que son como ver a alguien meter un pie en un cubo y caerse por las escaleras #solo para levantarse y meter el otro pie en otro cubo #y caerse por otro tramo de escaleras #regla de la risa #a veces me gustaría poder compartir estas publicaciones con algunos de mis amigos de la vida real #pero sé que ninguno de ellos entendería por qué esta serie de tonterías me hace reír tanto #lo siento no puedo explicarlo simplemente hay que haber estado allí desde aproximadamente 2011 #las publicaciones como esta realmente me matan porque puedo oírlos gritar en mi cabeza #es como si en mi cerebro los viera rodeados y gritando y eso me mata
thank you this is really gorgeous
no?? I am
of course you are but we are NOT starting this again
i couldn't help myself
it's like speaking to the fey with this website
You rang?
What do I even say to this
Idk man just don't say anything mean to me :(
of course of course I just need a little time to think about what to say to you
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H E Y
Did someone say "hay"?
oh hi kind horsey how did you get on [tumblr].com
Please get off me, you're really heavy
yeah have you even CONSIDERED this
sí alguna vez has CONSIDERADO... ¿mi?
POST CANCELLED WE HAVE GIMMICK BLOG YAOI NOW???
...I've always been here??
you're so right. the world is so beautiful everyone clap and cheer for gimmick blog yaoi
I love my twin 👏
HOW MUCH GIMMICK BLOG YAOI IS THERE??
2026
FUCK HARD
FUCK FAST
FUCK BADLY
NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI
CREATE JOY
MUSIC ALWAYS
PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET
YUMMY SOUP
go see the doctor about that thing
BE TRANSGENDER
KISS YOUR FRIENDS
EAT CHEESE
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
THRIVE
why do you like horses so much recently
who is doing this to you
They're huge and funny
Go fuck yourself.
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Being around my family for the holiday season is making my eating disorder re-emerge
"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"
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