Untitled

this blog is solely for a post I seen on here

[tumblerdotcomm]

Yeah this blog is for a really long reblog post thing made by @poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

[officialunitedstates]

Are there any quick, easy and free substitutes for river water if I don't have any rivers nearby? My socks lie unwatered and I fear they may not survive the winter

in this case, I recommend buying a paid subscription to a local reservoir

[thelastplaguedoctor]

That is neither quick, easy, or free mate idk what you're talking about

[officialunitedstates]

there is no valid alternative to pouring river water in your socks.

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

tengo mucho miedo de mandar algo porque y si el doppelganger español de mi aparece y empieza a hablar un poco de español esta noche

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

you.

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

[you-peoples]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

eternal agonies and endless torment

[eternal-agonies]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

[endless-torment]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NOT YOU TOO

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

[a-l1ttle-time]

hey

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

YOU

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NOT AGAIN

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N83fSvk3Qzo

ive done it. my only goal. my post has been voice acted. this is beautiful news

[beautiful-news]

no, I am.

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

I must choose my next words very carefully

[very-carefully]

I do agree that you must chose your next words, but why are you talking to me

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

That's it. No more words and phrases for you people

[you--people]

Aw man :(

Why me specifically?

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

‎‎

[lnsert-name]

[response]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

[coward-detector]

coward detected

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

happy 30k to this post. To celebrate, I've collected some of my favorite notes:

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

felices 30 mil a esta publicación. Para celebrarlo, he seleccionado algunas de mis notas favoritas:

#pasar por alto esto es como ver cómo disparan a alguien hasta que muere y seguir con tu día #es como ver cómo alguien es asaltado en la acera de enfrente mientras das tu paseo nocturno jaja #esto es como las siete etapas del duelo representadas en una publicación y nunca llegas a la aceptación #op también está haciendo honor a su nombre de usuario al no identificar a ese gato #desastre total #en realidad #choque de 10 autos #publicaciones que quiero colgar en mi pared #catposting #<- escasamente #ve. hacer más números #sitio infernal #la máxima expresión del éxito #es que narren tu publicación #en los videos de parkour de minecraft #por talos esto no puede estar pasando #así es como se siente ser atacado por una manada de payasos salvajes #simplemente maldita SIGUÓ amigo #sitio web con un tipo de humor muy específico #publicación patrimonio mundial #solo dale un poco más de tiempo #¿qué carajos acabo de leer? #siento mucho tu sufrimiento op #no lo encontrarán en ningún otro lugar amigos #https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus #el filtro de México que se le puso a la foto de perfil #odio este sitio web joder esto también es yuri (tormento sin fin y agonías eternas) #esto también es yuri #futuro publicación patrimonio mundial #las chicas (chiste blogs) están peleando #esto todavía me parece muy gracioso #lo vuelvo a rebloguear #lo siento op pero esta publicación tiene como 300 mil notas para mí #buen trabajo a todos #no se encuentra este tipo de basura en ningún otro lugar #publicaciones que son como ver a alguien meter un pie en un cubo y caerse por las escaleras #solo para levantarse y meter el otro pie en otro cubo #y caerse por otro tramo de escaleras #regla de la risa #a veces me gustaría poder compartir estas publicaciones con algunos de mis amigos de la vida real #pero sé que ninguno de ellos entendería por qué esta serie de tonterías me hace reír tanto #lo siento no puedo explicarlo simplemente hay que haber estado allí desde aproximadamente 2011 #las publicaciones como esta realmente me matan porque puedo oírlos gritar en mi cabeza #es como si en mi cerebro los viera rodeados y gritando y eso me mata

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

You...

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

thank you this is really gorgeous

[really-gorgeous]

no?? I am

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

of course you are but we are NOT starting this again

[starting-thisagain]

i couldn't help myself

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

it's like speaking to the fey with this website

[the--fey]

You rang?

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NOT you

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

What do I even say to this

[00this]

Idk man just don't say anything mean to me :(

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

of course of course I just need a little time to think about what to say to you

[goose-shoes]

@a-l1ttle-time

[a-l1ttle-time]

H E Y

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

hey

[4-the-horses]

Did someone say "hay"?

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

oh hi kind horsey how did you get on [tumblr].com

[tumblerdotcomm]

Please get off me, you're really heavy

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

yeah have you even CONSIDERED this

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

sí alguna vez has CONSIDERADO... ¿mi?

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

POST CANCELLED WE HAVE GIMMICK BLOG YAOI NOW???

[gimmick-blog-yaoi]

...I've always been here??

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

you're so right. the world is so beautiful everyone clap and cheer for gimmick blog yaoi

[gimmick-blog-yaoi-01]

I love my twin 👏

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

HOW MUCH GIMMICK BLOG YAOI IS THERE??

[the-howling-void]

‎

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

please help. it's so dark and scary in here

[coward-detector]

coward detected

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

this is what's happening to me right now and you're calling me a coward

[ashes-onthewind]

yeah

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

every single day you people are so mean to me.

[tumblerdotcomm]

@you--people

[tumblerdotcomm]

5 posts!

[ikeepseeingghosts]

If anyone is more interested in the work behind the Gävle goat there is apparently a documentary here, mostly in swedish, but what I found most charming is that you can climb into the goat through a door in it's behind.

And if you ever wondered: yes, according to rumors a couple have fucked in the Gävle goat. In 1966 in fact, the first year it was up and before any kind of arson. I don't know why they threw that into the documentary but this goat has layers is all I'm saying.

Uppdate: The link seems dead, here is a drive link with the documentary, now with both swedish and english subtitles :)

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Like for the goat to burn. Reblog for people to fuck inside the goat.

Hopefully not at the same time.

[the-haiku-bot]

Like for the goat to

burn. Reblog for people to

fuck inside the goat.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[faithdeans]

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

[faithdeans]

IT WORKS!!!!

[faithdeans]

MP3 PALYER

[faithdeans]

[vampiremuney]

[faithdeans]

[tumblerdotcomm]

Congratulations on the baby!

[crippled-peeper]

people who have never grown food for sustenance or to supplement their diet have such an extreme view of it. I guess that’s what happens when generations of people are living lives completely divorced from cultivation, harvesting, processing, slaughtering. in theory they believe it’s the easiest thing ever - that it should come naturally to every human ever born, simply because you’re a human. then you ask them if they would ever kill a chicken hypothetically, and they act like you shot their pet in front of them.

[moniquill]

The first time I saw a deer up close was in my grandfather’s back yard; I was about four years old. I don’t remember the reason that my mom dropped me off at my grandfather’s house for an afternoon, but I know that it was unplanned - because he was in the middle of processing a deer. It had been field dressed, organs already removed, and was hanging by its ankle tendons from the t-shaped steel pole at one end of the backyard clothesline. I was startled, worried, concerned that the animal was hurt. There was blood! There was flesh!

My grandfather responded by calmly explaining what he was doing, step by step. Explaining why he was skinning the deer, and quartering it, taking it from this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-tailed_deer to this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venison

By the time he was cooking tenderloin medallions and plating them up to me with grape jelly (don’t knock grape jelly on meat until you’ve tried it!) and instant mashed potatoes, I wasn’t startled or concerned anymore. I had a deeper understanding of the way the world worked, of my role as a consumer, a predator. Of the responsibilities that entailed. I couldn’t have explained it then, of course, with my 4-year-old mind and vocabulary - but Philosophy had been set into motion. This is a core memory for me. 

I did not have nightmares about the butchered deer. 

More people should be introduced, as little children, to their place in the ecosystem and the responsibilities that entails.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve never personally butchered anything but my family used to grow some of our own vegetables when I was a kid. Corn, squash, tomatoes, peppers, herbs, etc. we even tried grinding our own flour for a little bit but that didn’t last long because if you’ve ever ground flour by hand you understand.

People have such a romantic view of farming and growing food but a lot of my summers as a kid was spent trying to come up with ways to stop birds from eating our vegetables, planting other plants and releasing insects to keep other insects away, and pulling weeds.

Food doesn’t just sit there all pretty growing in the sun. Everything wants to steal it away from you. Agriculture even on a small scale is a never ending battle against insects, other plants stealing water and sunlight, birds, small mammals. You are not the only one who wants the fruits of your labor.

It’s important to remember that. Every tomato you eat is one that survived the never ending assault of insects and birds.

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

tengo mucho miedo de mandar algo porque y si el doppelganger español de mi aparece y empieza a hablar un poco de español esta noche

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

you.

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

[you-peoples]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

eternal agonies and endless torment

[eternal-agonies]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

[endless-torment]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NOT YOU TOO

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

[a-l1ttle-time]

hey

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

YOU

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NOT AGAIN

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N83fSvk3Qzo

ive done it. my only goal. my post has been voice acted. this is beautiful news

[beautiful-news]

no, I am.

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

I must choose my next words very carefully

[very-carefully]

I do agree that you must chose your next words, but why are you talking to me

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

That's it. No more words and phrases for you people

[you--people]

Aw man :(

Why me specifically?

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

‎‎

[lnsert-name]

[response]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

[coward-detector]

coward detected

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

happy 30k to this post. To celebrate, I've collected some of my favorite notes:

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

felices 30 mil a esta publicación. Para celebrarlo, he seleccionado algunas de mis notas favoritas:

#pasar por alto esto es como ver cómo disparan a alguien hasta que muere y seguir con tu día #es como ver cómo alguien es asaltado en la acera de enfrente mientras das tu paseo nocturno jaja #esto es como las siete etapas del duelo representadas en una publicación y nunca llegas a la aceptación #op también está haciendo honor a su nombre de usuario al no identificar a ese gato #desastre total #en realidad #choque de 10 autos #publicaciones que quiero colgar en mi pared #catposting #<- escasamente #ve. hacer más números #sitio infernal #la máxima expresión del éxito #es que narren tu publicación #en los videos de parkour de minecraft #por talos esto no puede estar pasando #así es como se siente ser atacado por una manada de payasos salvajes #simplemente maldita SIGUÓ amigo #sitio web con un tipo de humor muy específico #publicación patrimonio mundial #solo dale un poco más de tiempo #¿qué carajos acabo de leer? #siento mucho tu sufrimiento op #no lo encontrarán en ningún otro lugar amigos #https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus #el filtro de México que se le puso a la foto de perfil #odio este sitio web joder esto también es yuri (tormento sin fin y agonías eternas) #esto también es yuri #futuro publicación patrimonio mundial #las chicas (chiste blogs) están peleando #esto todavía me parece muy gracioso #lo vuelvo a rebloguear #lo siento op pero esta publicación tiene como 300 mil notas para mí #buen trabajo a todos #no se encuentra este tipo de basura en ningún otro lugar #publicaciones que son como ver a alguien meter un pie en un cubo y caerse por las escaleras #solo para levantarse y meter el otro pie en otro cubo #y caerse por otro tramo de escaleras #regla de la risa #a veces me gustaría poder compartir estas publicaciones con algunos de mis amigos de la vida real #pero sé que ninguno de ellos entendería por qué esta serie de tonterías me hace reír tanto #lo siento no puedo explicarlo simplemente hay que haber estado allí desde aproximadamente 2011 #las publicaciones como esta realmente me matan porque puedo oírlos gritar en mi cabeza #es como si en mi cerebro los viera rodeados y gritando y eso me mata

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

You...

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

thank you this is really gorgeous

[really-gorgeous]

no?? I am

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

of course you are but we are NOT starting this again

[starting-thisagain]

i couldn't help myself

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

it's like speaking to the fey with this website

[the--fey]

You rang?

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NOT you

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

What do I even say to this

[00this]

Idk man just don't say anything mean to me :(

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

of course of course I just need a little time to think about what to say to you

[goose-shoes]

@a-l1ttle-time

[a-l1ttle-time]

H E Y

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

hey

[4-the-horses]

Did someone say "hay"?

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

oh hi kind horsey how did you get on [tumblr].com

[tumblerdotcomm]

Please get off me, you're really heavy