[catchymemes]

Exciting news out of Madison Wisconsin…

[professorsparklepants]

Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON

Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????

Zuko: *speaks*

Katara: nevermind I hate him

[brawltogethernow]

How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more I think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.

[professorsparklepants]

Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko’s airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer

[brawltogethernow]

Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn’t want me. Aang: *gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then.

[professorsparklepants]

JDJSHJABDBFJSH

[brawltogethernow]

Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it’s not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit.

[brawltogethernow]

Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar. Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something. Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something. That would be teeeerrible. Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!!!!! We have to go look for him!!!! Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara! Katara: *wavers* Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him…. *gets out her own sandwich* But, maybe after lunch.

[professorsparklepants]

I love that this transforms Aang’s role in the full Team Avatar familial situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies

[wetwareproblem]

My brain, immediately after the “Aang won’t take no for an answer” post:

Aang: I’m gonna ride him! *jumps on Zuko’s shoulders*

[wetwareproblem]

Actually, I thought a bit more about this: If Aang is “grandpa figure who won’t fucking stop teaching Zuko to be a better and more spiritually fulfilled person,” then what is Iroh doing?

And then it hit me.

Iroh: *sitting in a teahouse at a paisho table* Iroh, deadpan: I must capture the last airbender.  Iroh: It is the only way to make sure the powe rof the Avatar won’t be turned on the Fire Nation. Iroh: Only then will I be redeemed in the eyes of the Fire Lord for my failure at Ba Sing Se. Iroh: … Iroh: Anyway, it’s your turn.

About half of the B plots are just Iroh finding new ways to feign incompetence and bad luck so that his political watchdog can’t prove that he’s letting Aang - and by extension Zuko - get away.

[wetwareproblem]

@ray10k

[dysperdis]

Sometimes Iroh plays paisho with Aang, whose entire disguise during these games consists of a painfully fake mustache.

[wetwareproblem]

AANG WAS THE OTHER PLAYER IN THAT SCENE OF COURSE IT’S PERFECT (the moustache is just a bit of Appa’s fur tied in a string)

[socksonarock]

@hithereflamingo

Emily! Emily OMG! Can you imagine this version??!!!

[hemoglobines-deactivated2013092]

remember when instead of touchpads laptops had those keyboard nipple things

[hemoglobines-deactivated2013092]

[socksonarock]

@hithereflamingo

[markv5]

“Yes, I’m up already”

“Да встал я уже”

[thecatsmustbecrazy]

monday

[horreurscopes]

why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights

[sosuperawesome]

Pokeball Terrariums, by Jo Ko on Etsy

See our ‘Pokemon’ tag

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[tahthetrickster]

pls stop scrolling for a moment to properly appreciate this oriental shorthair kitten

[crowmosome-deactivated20230113]

but like..,.,, will he Grow Into Them????

[tahthetrickster]

not really………..

[ahmericanos]

GOOD.

[kiani93-deactivated20210916]

[wormpretzal]

i made some sharks im bored hhhhh

[wormpretzal]

people really like these boys huh?

[wormpretzal]

I made more because i have no self control

[wormpretzal]

hey.

i got a surprise for you

[podle5]

These are pretty much the best sharks ever.

[nissarevane]

@sassy-dad

[spadescribbles-deactivated20180]

@maxellera

[lilragekitten]

@waywardfangir1

[paper-mario-wiki]

every lactose intolerant person ive ever met: i mean TECHNICALLY im lactose intolerant but [goes on to justify the fact that theyre about to eat a dairy product]

[amusewithaview]

Look, LOOK, every single lactose intolerant person has had to learn the delicate balance between What I Want to Eat + What Is An Option Right Now + How Close Is an Acceptable Bathroom because sometimes you just…you just gotta eat the cheese, man.

Some days you can’t even LOOK at a cow and some days you spray silver paint on your mouth and then dive face first into the Ben and Jerry’s, you feel?

WITNESS ME.

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[queernigga]

BLACK JOY.

[clarknokent]

Love this

[chickflicksnharddick-deactivate]

This shit here is a must watch.

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are people who have no idea what their ringtone is because it’s been on vibrate since they purchased it

[opossummypossum]

MOOOOOM

[bitchvirgo]

im a slut for water. an h2hoe, if you will

[saddest-cat-hours]

Anti bone hurting juice

[the-official-nasa]

bone helping juice