Pug Dad

26 | Comedian | Voice Actor

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

I want.

I need.

I DESERVE.

[daddyhurts]

I can help with this

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[wallflower-musings]

[caramelised-night]

c-n

[salt4life-deactivated20151230]

[purplebuddhaproject]

“You don’t know distance until you’ve shared your bed with someone who’s falling out of love with you.”

— Beau Taplin (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[soft-dom-bf]

#zombie #pubcrawl #spooky https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo522GwH__MwIBw0BqdZZjhs9d_m7_dHH13jKI0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=t7mzcz028v42

[flyngdream]

[breathtakingdestinations]

[pokemon-kills-blog]

[glumshoe]

“You are what you eat,” said The Blue Fairy, unwisely.

Pinnocchio turned sly eyes upon the elementary school.

[verytiredtorin]

Op do you take constructive criticism

[glumshoe]

Sure. Name one way I could have improved my two-sentence horror fanfic.

[love]

The Notebook (2004)

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[onlyblackgirl]

Deadass tho

[adulthoodisokay]

i’m very glad i chose to watch this

[grunge-a]

[lilsailorslut]

Every part of my body disgusts me… I don’t want to do this anymore.

I’m sick of feeling so disgusting.

I just want it all to end.

[goodmorning-bye]

[timbllr]

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