Softest

Goes insane 🙀

[soft-gooch]

[segamascott]

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[eeeurydiceee]

Haha Jonathan, gas leak

[pixeltards]

[dogpuppy]

[conarcoin]

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

[segamascott]

[doppelgender]

A dry sense of humping

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

[lesbile]

bush haters always have that soulless look in their eyes

[gatekeeper-of-witchcraft]

lowkey how it feels to be an actual homosexual during pride month

[firethekitty]

top 5 me posts of all time