Bro you're full of wonders

27/bi/nb

[sleepgrifter]

[agentpan]

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

[tastylemonbread]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[crazy-brazilian]

same bro

[proteusolm]

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[stabbydragon]

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified

It's a good shape!

[achillesinhighheels]

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[saravonogas]

Ismark The Lesser, Burgomaster-to-be and professional yearner

[c0nji]

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[sivavakkiyar]

you know back then they didn’t use to romanticize the past

[shitilyposting]

"I don't wanna bother you"

Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?

[transiting]

don’t make other people’s decisions for them. apply for the job you don’t think you’ll get. let them decide if you have the skills they’re looking for. tell that person you like them even though you think they’re out of your league. let them decide if they like you. stop trying to predict and control everything. bring what you have to the table. let the rest go.

[cognitohazardous]

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user