elliott ✨

he/him; lgbtq+; eclectic witch; cancer sun, virgo moon, pisces rising;

[filmnoirsbian]

08.22.21 - Lotus

[burtoo]

The forest feels deeper now - Brendon Burton

[littlebitellie]

hi ! idk if you take requests, but i was wondering if you would do a redrawing of the yule ball, but harry is wearing a kurta on his date with parvati!

i live for indian potters, and i know you’ve drawn effie and monty potter in traditional indian wear, but i think harry going to the yule ball with parvati and not wearing a kurta is one of the biggest losses for us desi potterheads.

— @dykemarauders

I agree that Harry would 100% be in traditional clothing for the Yule ball, and I 100% will never pass up an opportunity to draw desi Harry

Thank you for your request and for being so patient!

[shybrunettepainter-deactivated2]

THE DETAIL OF THE MEHENDI

[neil-gaiman]

Do you consider fanfiction legitimate writing?

I won the 2004 Hugo Award for Best short story for an H. P. Lovecraft /Arthur Conan Doyle mashup fiction, so fanfiction had better be legitimate, because I'm not giving the Hugo back.

Or the 20O5 Locus Award for Best Novelette. I'm not giving that back either.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Most-SHOCKING Moments on Worst Cooks in America | The Food Network

[saywann]

Ok

[legitimatelala]

Bad cooking shows bring me LIFE

[nell043]

The idea of crawfish in a mortar and pestle is so uniquely awful

[hisiheyah]

I like those Pokemon variants crossed with other Pokemon as much as the next person but have you considered: Bulbasaur cultivars.

You, too, should learn about the history of selective breeding in the wild mustard plant!

[hisiheyah]

It has come to my attention that I used a faulty diagram for my source (not the one in the above article), so I must issue a correction: a turnip bulbasaur would be B. rapa and not B. oleracaea. Same genus, different species. Sorry turnipsaur, you belong on a different diagram.

[hisiheyah]

@ everyone on twitter telling me that turnipsaur is upside-down: whatever do you mean, they just grow this way

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

@catharticboredom

[oliviawhen]

Felinyan’s. Do not touch.🗡️

[dizzleceezy]

friends, lemme share this little gem with you

FIRST! The inner flap:

oh dear indeed… 

some people crayons are jerks.

:’(

:D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :’’’’) :’’’’’’’’)))))))))))

i just have a lot of feelings about this book and think everyone should own it

[naliniasha]

i lovethis so much

[beastmac]

trans… trans crayon?

[windows-operating-system-deacti]

Yes

[somewhat-honest-abe]

Reblog if you’re a trans crayon, love trans crayons, or you thought this book was friggin adorable

[bi-peanut-deactivated20250626]

T r a n s c r a y o n

[fairylightsandrainydays-deactiv]

t r a n s c r a y o n

[some-fool-over-the-rainbow]

T r a n s c r a y o n

[crowsillusion]

TRANS CRAYON

[mitzle]

[peashooter85]

Jade archers thumb ring, used to draw a bowstring using a thumb draw. Decorated with gold, rubies, and diamonds. India, 18th century.

from The Jorge Caravana Collection

[lilacandladybugs]

Things Technoblade did/said in the Potato Wars:

“But I wasn’t farming potatoes for profit, I was farming them for honor, for glory.”

Potato War 1: “But what could I do? Farm potatoes by hand?” Literally the first sentence of Potato War 2 “So I was farming potatoes by hand-”

Technoblade trying to figure out how to defeat his enemies and his first two thoughts are Research and then Sabotage

He knew that the cost of finishing the potato wars instead of collaborating with Dream was hitting his next milestone (3 mil) and he still did it

He sold like all of this special items just so that he could sell them to buy fucking potato minions

“Whitelisted wha  do you want fro  me” 

He single handedly crashed the market price for potatoes

Bought an alt to infiltrate squid-kid’s anti-Technoblade guild

Named the alt “potato” in french

He says that he joined smp earth to throw off squid kid. Is this a joke? Does anyone know?? Like he would do that but also what the fuck?

Figured out that he could use his skeleton horse pet to trample squid kid’s crops but didn’t because he’s a good person it was inefficient 

Had over 5x as much productivity farming potatoes by hand as squid kid.

Not because squid is lazy, just bc Technoblade is a legend

Ah yes, the stages of escalation in the Potato War:

Research

Sabotage 

Espionage

Psychological warfare

Propaganda

Torture

Grief

Psychological warfare is allowed but bullying is NOT if you say something mean about squid-kid Technoblade will personally show up in your closet at night like a sleep paralysis demon

The amount of math and genuine usage of the scientific method in minecraft shouldnt be allowed

HE IS BUT A PUPPET, AND I THE PUPPETEER

death note who

people thought technoblade was botting bc he was that dedicated

All I’m saying is that if you are a new Technoblade fan and you haven’t seen the Potato Wars you’re missing out on an incredibly important part of his channel and you should liveblog it because i want to laugh at your reactions

[sophie531896273240810891]

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

[sophie531896273240810891]

i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Please reblog, this is so important.

[notoriousthuggg]

I needed this

[amuseinherfeels]

Is this foreal?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

[thatdiva]

reblog to save lives!

[if-i-onlyhadabrain]

REBLOG

😭 Thank you.

[dandelionkicker]

Wow. Thanks

[its-allgoodbabybaby]

I’m a crisis counselor with this service. It is for real and we do care.

Please know we want to help and you are NOT alone.

Feel free to DM me here too anonymous or not.

[magpie-69]

And for the UK….

[thornsnthistles-deactivated2024]

❤ Please share ☝️

[instructor144]

Always a reblog.

[painfullysensible]

In Canada the main text line is 45645, and more number and hotlines, such as province specific lines or the Kids Help phone are available here: https://www.crisisservicescanada.ca/en/text-us/

[nix-rising]

imma just send a link to this post to myself so i dont lose it

cause i will lose it

[flamecat55]

always share

[lokeansuz]

Ease Skin Picking Spell

Made a simple bath/shower soak spell to help those who obsessively pick as I couldn’t find any that quite suited my needs. This can be done to help try to prevent picking, or after picking to soothe your insecurity and help not only to feel better but to keep the fingers off later. Hope this will help you guys as well!

(Note: This spell will work best paired with conventional therapy like CBT to help ease your picking, however if you don’t have access it’ll still help. Remember, witchcraft is never a substitute for medical care!)

Ingredients:

Pink salt (or any salt if in a pinch) to help cleanse one’s habits and headspace. I only mention pink due to the correspondence with love, in this case self love. It isn’t required.

Fresh or dried rosemary to protect your skin from your fingers.

Lavender (plant or oil) to act as a calming agent to help cope with nervous picking.

Basil to help steady the mind.

A small chunk of rose quartz to promote self love and acceptance of how your skin is.

The sigil below written on a scrap of paper. It’s the Anglo-Saxon rune Kenaz that helps one to take control of a situation and signals a moment of change. 

A bag that water can run through.

(Optional) Epsom salt to help relieve physical and mental tension and soften skin. (Works better for baths).

(Optional) Music that brings you joy and will help you relax.

The Spell Itself:

Mix together in a bowl/ mortar and pestle the salt, rosemary, lavender and basil. While stirring, focus your intent on recovering from a relapse and preventing future ones. If it’s hard for you to keep mental focus, you can verbally chant:

“May these herbs and salt help me cope, keep my fingers from my skin, and learn to love myself for how I am. I will recover and like my skin, I will thrive.”

Repeat as many times as needed. Once you feel satisfied that your intent is imbued, take the scrap of paper and write Kenaz onto it and drop it into your bag. Then put a cleansed quartz crystal or chips into the bag. Finally pour the rest of your salt mixture into the bag (along with epsom salt if you choose to add it). Once you have everything in the bag, close it up and hang it on your showerhead so water flows through it onto you while you shower, or in your bathtub. The goal is to get the energies onto you via the water, so do whatever works best for you.

After you get the water running you can start playing your music if you choose. When bathing, spend a little while focusing on the intent to stop picking. Once you feel content with the energy you’ve put in, just relax and enjoy yourself.

This spell can be repeated as often as you feel necessary. It’s not realistic to say it will immediately end all of the picking, but I hope it will help over time. To help heal picked spots, make sure to use antibacterial cream like Neosporin to ward off infection. Also, if you pick, be gentle with yourself. You might lose the battle but eventually you will win the war. Most of all though, remember that these sores on your skin don’t define your worth. You are so much more than a mental disorder or bad habit. You can get through this and I hope this helps. Take care you guys. <3

[heatherwitch]

Mentally ill witchcraft: For your symptoms

It’s really common to find witchy mental illness/health related content that is catered towards specific illnesses (usually anxiety and depression). This is more catered to specific symptoms.

Witchcraft is to be used as a supplement to proper medical care, medication and therapy - not as a sole alternative!

Anger:

Amethyst anger release spell

Easy anger release spell

A quick way to cool anger

Anger dispersion magic tea

Anger reducing bath

Bath spell to release anger

“I channel my anger in a healthy, safe and productive manner” sigil

“My anger is under control” sigil

This masterpost

Anxiety:

Anti-anxiety shower spell

Soothing bath spell

Rainy day anxiety spell

I will be okay spell

Anti-anxiety spell jar

Anti-anxiety spell charm

Anti-anxiety tea

Brain Fog + Memory:

ADHD concentration spell bottle

Brainfog lifting

“Brainfog begone” sigil

Rosemary memory spell

Finding things/ memory spell

Memory and concentration spell

Memory and awareness spell bottle 

Depression:

Post depressive episode bath spell

“Last hope” spell for depression

Anti-depression tea

Gems for depression

Dissociation: 

Spell for dissociation 

Witch’s dissociation bracelet 

“I am protected from dissociating” sigil

“No dissociation” sigil

“I am grounded and in control of my emotions + reactions” sigil

Flashbacks/trauma

Spell to release emotional blockage

Piece by piece trauma healing spell

Healing from childhood trauma spell bottle

Spell bottle for reassurance 

“My trauma does not hold me back” sigil

Insomnia + nightmares:

Restful sleep and sweet dreams sachet

Sleep crystal spell

Stuffed animal sleep spell

Sleepy witch tip

Nightmare repellent

Nightmare prevention - crystals and herbs

Dream witch nightmare tips

Intrusive thoughts:

Spell to help against intrusive thoughts preventing sleep

OCD assistance bath

Spell to banish intrusive thoughts

Spell to control intrusive thoughts

Banish intrusive thoughts incantation

Intrusive thought banishing spell

“I am in control of my OCD” sigil 

Panic attacks:

Panic attack relief pouch

Anti-panic attack spell earrings

Rose quartz calming spell

“Ease my panic attacks” sigil

“I have less panic attacks” sigil

Paranoia:

Crystals for paranoia

“My paranoia does not control me” sigil

“I don’t let paranoid thoughts overcome me” sigil

“My paranoia does not affect me” sigil

Picking (hair, skin, etc.):

Ease skin picking spell

“I resist the urge to pick my skin” sigil

“I keep from picking” sigil

“My trichotillomania is under control” sigil

“I don’t pull out my hair or eyelashes” sigil

“I am in control and resist the desire to pick my hair” sigil

Mood Swings/Emotional Balance: 

Crystals for BPD

“I regulate my emotions well”

“I am happy and do not have mood swings” sigil

If anyone has content on a category I wasn’t able to include, or for a category that is lacking, feel free to send it my way and I’ll get a part two started for this post! Click [here] for the chronically ill symptoms masterpost. 

Links updated May of 2020. Please inform me of broken links via askbox!

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

i wish everyone who makes up lore and intricate storylines for poorly written / under developed / side / minor characters a very pleasant evening 

[maomao-the-cat]

[angepurin]

ACNH Design Compilation (Full List [Here!])

I almost want to take requests at this point, but they don’t turn out that good hehe

Changed my mind. I’m bored and I wanna make more so give me ideas, please! I will post them in the custom designs network in the tailor shop of course.

[bering-strait-deactivated202005]

Story time: I’m a trans guy. I have an identical twin. We’re both tall, androgynous, and have naturally deep voices

In high school a rumor was spread that one of us was trans. For years, everyone in school had convinced themselves that my twin was “the trans one”. She rolled with it to keep me safe, and said it felt like a compliment to be mistaken for a trans woman since she looked up to a lot of trans women. That didn’t stop the bullying, but it’s easier to deal with when it’s directed at the wrong person. I’m engaged to a feminine cis guy who is several inches shorter than me. I have 20-30lbs on him and I can dead lift him. He’s more delicate and soft both physically and socially. He cries during sad movies, owns half a million stuffed animals, and clings to my arm when he’s nervous or it’s cold out (oh yeah, also he’s adorable) Whenever the topic of being trans comes up, cis people tend to think he’s the one who is trans. Direct all “what do your parents think?” comments onto him. Completely ignore me. Ask him invasive/transphobic questions about his body. Tell him “you pass so well!” through grit teeth. Like with my sister, I get pretty pissed about this, but there’s not much I can do about it. I have had to argue with cis people to establish the fact I’m trans because they don’t believe me & think I’m joking. they’re like “but he’s - no, she’s trans!” and frantically point fingers at my fiance and sister. Because there’s no way an adult cis woman could be taller than 5′9 and choose to be bare-faced, and an adult cis man could love How To Train Your Dragon 2 with a fiery passion, enough to watch it 3 times in the theatre.  Terfs take one look at us and try to convince my sister she’ll never have a uterus or that she’s “appropriating women’s spaces”. Transphobes say my boyfriend will “always be a girl” and call him gendered slurs. They talk over them, block them, and grill them about what genitalia they have online. Completely unknowing that they’re talking to two cisgender people who are gay and gnc. @ young, closeted, scared trans people: any cis person who insists they can somehow “know” your “birth sex” by looking at you because “it’s so obvious!” is full of shit. people come in all shapes and sizes regardless of gender. Not only are they being transphobic, but they’re being homophobic too.