James: 20 years from now, Iβll be your second husband.
Lily, confused: What happened to my first?
James, calmly eating: Nothing that can be proven.
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James: 20 years from now, Iβll be your second husband.
Lily, confused: What happened to my first?
James, calmly eating: Nothing that can be proven.
Lily:
Lily: if you donβt make them leave, I will
James: but-! Lily! Itβs Sirius and Remus
Lily: and weβre married, James. They canβt just live with us for the rest of our lives
James, pouting: why not?!
Sirius and James: Hey moony?
Remus, looks up from his book: Yes?
Sirius: How long can someone breathe in the washing machine?
Remus: Why would you want to know that?
James: ...scientific purposes...
Remus: Whereβs Wormtail!?
The Marauders as Random Group Chat Names
James: All Sugar, No Daddy
Sirius: Daddy Issues for the Aesthetic
Remus: 50 Shades of β¨Self-Hatredβ¨
Peter: All Panic, No Disco
Lily: Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me
James: Once in a while, someone amazing comes along.
Lily, blushing: Aw James-
James: And here I am.
Remus Lupin with sweater paws. Thatβs it. Thatβs the post.
Lily, starring at a very sweaty James:
Remus, drooling over a very shirtless Sirius:
Dorcas, sneakily taking pictures of Marlene in her sports bra:
Alice, mumbling something about having Frank's children:
Molly, knitting handcuff covers on the quidditch stands:
Mcgonagall: *hands them each a water bottle* for the thirst my dearests
*In the middle of a conversation*
Remus: Iβm so bored...
James, nodding: Me too.
Sirius: I donβt want to be here.
Peter: We need to get out of this.
*all four thinking hard*
Remus, pulls out his phone and pretends to answer it: Excuse me. My bed is calling me.
Everyone else:
Remus, walking away:
James, Peter, and Sirius: Oh. Heβs good.
Remus: I run on chaos, coffee, and cuss words.
Sirius: James! Come on we have to-
James, holds hand up: Donβt rush me.
Sirius: But the others-
James: Iβm waiting for the last minute. So itβs more β¨dramaticβ¨.
I get everything I want because I attract it.
- Sirius Black at some point
Remus: I wouldnβt have so many problems if I just talked about my feelings.
Also Remus: If I even give the vaguest notion of my feelings, I may D I E.
Remus: Iβm cold. Someone come cuddle me.
Remus: ...or set me on fire. Either is fine.
James, staring at Lily: Isnβt she so pretty?
Remus, staring at Sirius: Yeah. He is.
βSome stars for my Moonyβ
In the Wolfstar mood <3
Also, thank you for all the love in my last post, it was unexpected and very appreciated <3 you folks are amazing!
Sirius, casually listening to music through headphones at an Order meeting: ...
James, unplugs the headphones and Toxic by Britney Spears plays at full volume:
Sirius, scrambles to turn it off: shit shIt SHIT fUcK!!!
Everyone else: ...
Sirius: This isnβt what it looks like...
Lily, to James and Harry: Iβm leaving for 3 days. I left notes for each of you with instructions on what to do and what not to do.
James: Mine just says βJames no!β...
Harry: Mine says βYouβre in chargeβ.
Lily: And that applies to every single situation.