Luka the Catte

Shy Catboi || Trans || He/They || MDNI || Pardon the moving boxes, coming over from the bird app!

[monamoni]

[ralfmaximus]

WET BEAST WEDNESDAY

[laurasinele]

one of my favorite wet beast for this wednesday

[le-jardin-inculte]

#mybal

[moved-please-leave-me-alone]

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

[greymvs]

[ateazure]

"and the stars look very different today..."

[viralfrog]

[pastelispunx]

My emotions about space travel, and the history of, are strong today.

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[theprettyboysclub]

Then make one.

[deergirlslut]

Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.

[anexperimentallife]

Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado

Especially since Kansas just revoked the drivers license of EVERY SINGLE TRANS PERSON IN THE STATE. If you're trans in Kansas, you may need this, and if you're not trans in Kansas, you may want to donate.

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[karma-crystal]

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

[quietdoppelganger]

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

[frontmansdefender]

[thahalfrican]

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[nagunkgunk]

the .

[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

[readsquirrel]

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

[involuntaryorange]

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

[son-of-a-tenth-place]

CAT PARADE IS BACK

[porcupine-girl]

HAPPY TEN YEARS OF CAT PARADE!

[clannfearrunt]

see the problem is i hate going to sleep but once i am asleep i love staying asleep. inertia is a property of the me

[stjohnstarling]

Sighs and tugs on the bellpull next to my throne, summoning a servant bearing a sign which reads: Spotify Wrapped is an insidious marketing tactic designed to make people want to sign up for Spotify through peer pressure by creating a big event when everyone discovers their listening stats, which are deliberately withheld the rest of the year; any music library software gives you 24/7 access to those same numbers.

[stjohnstarling]

I tug on the bellpull twice more and a jester in a jingly hat comes out wearing a vest embroidered with the words you are being manipulated.

[pleasespellchimerical]

The mouse that creeps out from behind the throne, and is promptly photographed and uploaded to iNaturalist: iNat does a yearly wrapped too, summarizes statistics that you can view all year, and encourages you to go out and not only touch the grass, but ID it too.