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“bits to use in everyday conversations”

was on the wikipedia page for charleston red rice and i noticed the photo they used was blurry. i went to the talk page to see if this was brought up and stumbled upon this banger of a conversation

xiaq

At Costco there were two butch ladies in their 60’s arguing about which couch to get and one of them said a certain option wouldn’t fit through the doorway at which point they BOTH immediately whipped out tape measures. Glorious.

draconym

Once when I was in the grocery store, an elderly woman looking at baking pans asked me if I had a tape measure on me. I asked her no, why do you ask? And she said "I just need to measure this pan and you looked like someone who would have a tape measure." I bought a keychain tape measure later that day and have carried it with me ever since.

winged-fool

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

inthefallofasparrow

"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.

toastbutteregg

swordsoprano

@massachusetts-official

mariacallous

#a shame it was lost to history which one he actually stopped at

moon-mason

madamslayyy

Got his ass together in three words

bogleech

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

callmestannismaybe

lady-raziel

This is why we can never let local news die. Commitment to the bit as an art form must survive

horseavoider-deactivated2025020

inwardhardar

takethistoyourstardust

no other warning like this is on any of the other products on the site.

dogpuppy

the-frightening-ghoul

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oywiththepo0dlesalready

boybeetles

I forget straight people have a really bad habit of using top/bottom to mean dom/sub until I’m talking to someone who calls a women in a m/f relationship a ‘top’ and they get mad at me because I think they meant she’s pegging the guy. Apparently they mean she’s just kinda mean and controlling in bed. This is like the 3rd time this year this has happened.

boybeetles

Being into m/f ships is hard because you will look up “Top [women] Bottom [man]” and all the posts will be incorrectly tagged dombottom women/subtop guy and if you ask people to correctly tag stuff you are the bad guy. I want to her fucking him in his hole!!

boybeetles