the tarot cards say we should date

25 she/they. 🔞 mdni.

[auxphono]

Please please please don't click those phishing texts

[auxphono]

[mosspapi]

It should be illegal to have a bus stop without a bench I am 1000% serious rn

[superbutterscotch]

They do everything together

[willmelon]

happy birthday gromit

[standardbox]

it’s february 12th happy birthday gromit!!

[depsidase]

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[sparrow-va]

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

[cellobuster]

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

[weirdness-is-good]

[whunt]

me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects

[jacob-the-gun]

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

[kinuko]

The only good thing staff added recently

Mutuals we are doing this

[bellossom]

I get so scared and immediately transform into this

[anxietyproblem]

[moonlightsdreaming]

[memeuplift]

[fluffybiscuithead]

YALL WHO MADE THIS BC THIS ME

[fuzzystims]

frog phone

[thoodleoo]

booty shorts that say "for ritual purposes" on them