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This is how you reload properly, right?

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This is actually a reload animation in a game out there, it’s hilariously bad. (Pretty sure the above GIF is just an edit of Doom though, not from said game.)

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JURASSIC: THE HUNTED: THE SHOTGUN RELOAD ANIMATION

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Imperial Fists (requested by herides) [1/3]

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the fuck is this and what and how and woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

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best quest-giver ever

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Ok ok, stop dancing around so much…

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USE EXPLOSIVES.

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HIS NAME IS FACE McSHOOTY NOT WHOLE BODY McEXPLODEY.

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………WELL…. TRY A SHOTGUN… That’s.. that’s as close to ‘explode’ as I can get without there being an explosion.. yep.

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I used a Rocket Launcher and it worked juuuuuuuuust fine.

The Defense of Fort Men's room.

(Fallout 3 Wanderer's Edition)

Old ruins were always good for salvage. Guns, spare parts, sometimes even food and water. Chase should have taken the twisted metal beams around these buildings as a warning, but they seemed relatively untouched; an opportunity too good to pass up.

Upon entering the building, his mistake became clear. Gore bags, skeletons, and heavy footsteps gave this away as a Super Mutant base. Turning to the door, he found that it had become stuck, and would need forcing open, and the noise from that would surely draw attention. Chase checked his guns, and took stock of the area. the large desk would offer good cover... from one side. The rubble would make staying mobile difficult. But the bathroom... the door was mostly intact, and what was left of the thick hardwood seemed in good shape.

Chase took a chunk of concrete from near his feet, he slammed it against the door. The door barely budged, and the concrete was weak from age and broke upon impact. This also alerted every mutant in the building to his presence.

The mutant that was sent down to investigate saw Chase duck into his makeshift shelter, and yelled for backup. Chase rewarded him for this with a 7.62 round to the forehead. Two more came from the hall, and he was able to hit one before seeing that the other was carrying a shotgun. The shot rang through the offices, and while the majority of the pellets hit the door, Chase was slow to duck, and had his head thrown back.

It took him several seconds to realize, part of that shot hit the reinforced Kevlar of his helmet. Old Carlson's words echoed in his mind "Always wear your helmet boy" He was safe, but was going to have a hell of a headache.

Mutants began coming in greater numbers now, barely manageable with his rifle. Suddenly, one of twisted monsters that the mutants used as shock berserkers charged the door, Chase unloaded into it, but not before it was able to rip it from the hinges. He quickly retreated behind a stall wall, and braced for the impending shitstorm.

As the remaining mutants closed in, guns blazing, the concussion from the shot his helmet blocked began to set in. Pulling his shotgun from its bandolier, Chase began emptying the weapon into anything that entered the room.

The next few minutes were a blur of violence, blood, and bullet casings, but when Chase came to, he found one of the mutants had died on top of him, and the beings thick muscle had protected him from much of the fire while he shot from under it. The amount of shots it protected him from became apparent when he managed to get out from under it. The entire other side of the creature looked like it had been taken to a giant belt sander, reminding Chase of that old Holomovie about the cyborg cop.

After a shot of morphine, Chase stripped the mutants of ammo and guns for spare parts, climbed over the mound of greenskins at the door, and left for Megaton for medical attention, repairs, and to tell this story to the other scavengers at the bar.

If they believed it.

#Fallout 3 #FO3 #Wanderer's Edition #Super Mutant #Fallout 3 Modding #No Country for green men #Men's room advantage #strategic urinal #Just because your bones are broken doesn't mean you can't stop bullets

I'm sorry if this is too Spooky for you.

#2spooky #Skeleton

For the curious.

[11:32:17 PM] Ekarus Ryndren: ...Why was the mental image of a football helmet with a dildo taped to it named "THE UNICORN" brought to mind

[11:32:26 PM] Dread Pirate Sogo: XD

[11:32:41 PM] Dread Pirate Sogo: +5 penetration

[11:32:42 PM] Skeleton Cap: Oh god...

[11:32:48 PM] Ekarus Ryndren: XDD

[11:32:50 PM] Skeleton Cap: The irony

[11:32:57 PM] Skeleton Cap: I saw a guy wearing something like that

[11:32:59 PM] Skeleton Cap: In Portland

[11:33:01 PM] Skeleton Cap: not long ago

[11:33:04 PM] Ekarus Ryndren: I just spit my drink onto the monitor

[11:33:04 PM] Ekarus Ryndren: trhanks sogo

[11:33:14 PM] Dread Pirate Sogo: No problem

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http://www.electionprojection.com/2012elections/president12.php

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For a minute what was left in my faith in humanity was dead. Check that link folks.

It doesn’t help that it says “28 Days to Election” because all I can think is [THIS SONG] playing as the vote count comes in. Ticking like some sort of doomsday clock.

“Reportedly carrying items such as cement” OH FUCK MAN CEMENT? THAT’S HORRIBLE, WHERE’S THE P- Oh we’re out of Panic? OKAY THEN.

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This would worry me if instead of saying FOX NEWS in the bottom left it was actually from a nonbiased source.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts

choose your favourite reaction

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I choose the Jeff Bridges Look-Alike not giving a single fuck.

Go home and be a Sexy Lady.

#Guile's Theme #Gangnam Style #Street Fighter #Psy

Oppan Science Style

#Bill Nye #Science #Gangnam Style

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time to play “why the hell did i screencap that”

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#BWOON!

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Shark Attack II

See more of the Shark Attack Series: Part One, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five

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And everyone thought Bear Holding A Shark was only a myth....

Precinct Profile for Agent Sogo Normandy

Physical

Age: 26 years

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 200lbs(Inaccurate due to bionics)

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Brown

Build: Slim

Health: Previously suffered from Cardiac Arrythmias, complications caused by these from injuries resulted in the Agent being fitted with a bionic heart.

Currently has no outstanding health defects.

Notable characteristics:

Agent possesses a bionic left arm and heart, as well as scarring on his torso from an incident as a Police negotiator with domestic terrorist Eddie Vasquez 4 years ago.

Skills

The Agent posesses a knack for negotiations and interrogations with subjects, oftentimes by convincing them he is trying to help them out of a bad spot.

He also displays above average dexterity and agility, these likely being the reasons for his graduation from the Academy despite his lackluster Marksmanship with rifles.

He displays average proficiency with pistols, but rarely uses his in the field, saving it as a last resort. Recently, he also displays increased endurance, a side-effect of his bionic heart.

History

6 years ago, the agent joined the state police academy with the goal of joining the SWAT team, as his father had, a family tradition.

He displayed above average scores in Negotiation, Covert Entry, Interrogation, and Leadership, although due to below average Marksmanship, instead changed focus and

gratuated as a police negotiator.

After 2 years of successful work, he was called to the fateful scene that changed his career. Domestic terrorist and self proclaimed "Street Preacher" Eddie Vasquez had captured

family members of several officers, and was holding them hostage with a homemade explosive device. Sogo attempted to negotiate, using tactics that served him well before. Had

it been a different suspect, he likely would have emerged unscathed. Unkown to the Police Vasquez had a second, hidden device that he detonated when he called the officer to come closer.

The resulting explosion heavily scarred Sogo's torso, and took his left arm and masked Vasquez's escape. During surgery, complications due to a heart condition led to a bionic heart

having to be fitted to replace his original. After recovery, Psych screenings led to the officer being proclaimed as unfit for negotiation work, as he now holds a grudge against Vasquez

that has translated into a lack of pity for suspects. Not wanting to waste his talents, Sogo was promoted to Detective, and now works to root out situations and suspects like Vasquez.