SolarFlare'sDaddyIssues

[decamarks]

[planefood]

I'd be down with more "modern witches" if they were less all about indigenous cultural appropriation and more about bubbling cauldrons and cackling into the night

[planefood]

"I want to reconnect with my precolonial european pagan roots" then stop selling dreamcatchers on etsy, you should be eating turnips and yodeling.

[dopeybeauty]

if gravity falls was a disney film

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[dopeybeauty]

[were--ralph]

ancient post

[nugbrownies]

Quick doodle after I got given a wonderful suggestion.

[duckbunny]

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

[duckbunny]

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

[pseudomasochist]

Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs

[fractoluminescence]

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

[duckbunny]

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Why did I just find out from @lostinthewrongfandom that Woody from Toy Story’s full name is Woody Pride?????

[desmolbean404]

You just found out?? I just found out! What??

oh my god they're not kidding

[theofreakingbell]

This is still not as weird to me as the fact that Lightning McQueen’s first name is Montgomery

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I’m sorry it’s what??

[theofreakingbell]

It's Montgomery. apparently

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Every day you people find a new way to make me question why I downloaded this app

[wellcome-to-chaos]

Mim we are getting so many lore drops today between making a fictional character a whore of a man

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

He was already a whore in spirit we’re just making it real

[nonbinaryloser]

@i-cant-believe-its-not-queer

[i-cant-believe-its-not-queer]

love how we’re calling lightning McQueen a whore

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Oh, not him. Someone else.

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[solarflaresdaddyissues]

Ohhhhhhh, please please please let KS show up in this God AU and have some form of religious trauma or smth and he's trying to get one of them to grant him a way to get rid of his vampirism, please Sun and Moon showwww

[nugbrownies]

A bunch of little Eridian Grace using @/localcalico's adorable design of him.

[goodolddumbbanana]

Have eclipse ever said he hates Moon? Yeah he hates that man so so much

Part 2 lol (part 1 here)

And then they go kill Blue lol

[trashcanflagic]

Eepy Eridian Grace

Grace learning how to listen to his new body is going... Interestingly.

[tallowandport]

I have seen glimpses of phm Ryland Grace being turned/reborn/made into an eridian to extend his life or some-such-similar-reason.

And I propose.

Since Eridian brains seem better with memory and such.

(I wonder if, because their brains are basically a big crystal, the reason their memory is so good is because it literally gets carved into the crystal so they can revisit it whenever with no problem.)

Imagine they manage to basically transfer Grace's consciousness into crystal brain into Eridian body.

and suddenly Grace is one of the smartest bitches on Erid (not that he wasn't already smart, or that the Eridians didn't already view him as smart, but now they have an easier way to comprehend how smart he is) because he no longer has the feeble flaws of a human brain with it's weird memory and stuff.

Rocky when Grace is human: This is my very smart, squishy alien friend.

Rocky when Grace becomes an Eridian and can finally properly chatter about Science: holy shit, Grace is a very smart fucking Nerd.

[xnackery027]

Mars is definitely getting attached to Night in some way, right? Like we keep hearing about how he’s been spending his time fixing Night and how he wanted to repair his body, and Night seems to be more comfortable by his side than anyone else right now. Even the way he says Earth “Doesn’t like him” as if it’s a grievance with Night’s personality and not his actions. He’s getting attached to him!

[pink-toonss]

Big spoon,,,?

[capricatttt]

Never ask a Krusie fan what happened in chapter 5 of the hit game Deltarune