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hello!! my name is ira and i like funny things and art. {22/she+they/new york city}

[solarsystern]

life update, idk if any of my followers are still active but i'm in medical school now

also i miss tumblr, if u see this and have blogs u recommend, pls send them to me!!

[exhausted-cryptid-deactivated20]

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

[doughfox]

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

[musicprincess655]

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

[bismuthcladbattleship]

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

[mutttooth]

[frogmoss1]

picture this you post some art on tumblr and someone replies and adds captions for blind people and it’s like “a painting of a small white dog in a field. the dogs anatomy is a little off and the colours are too muted to be anything special. it lacks charm. it’s very shit. likely drawn by a child or someone with no skill or talent.”

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

new left discourse: which communist revolutionary would start a letter with "you know what? fuck this. fuck you" like an angry fandom blogger?

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[solarsystern]

i miss this website!! who are the good posters!! 😭

[solarsystern]

hi

[bvbblebeam]

good morning gay people!!

[ottermatopoeia]

[pro-gay]

[transbb]

when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h

[ratparkprince]

[powerfulwizard]

Idk which Wiccan needs to hear this but you’re not a marginalized person

[powerfulwizard]

Witches aren’t a persecuted people and the people in the past who were persecuted as witches were in fact, not actually witches.

[sexhaver]

[montereybayaquarium]

what is crab if not life persevering

[montereybayaquarium]

what is life if not crab persevering

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[silly-slacker-person]

Posts that changed the timeline

[deus-ex-moshina]

My only opinion on sambucky is that it’s a good ship because they’re obviously in love with each other, but each secretly think the other is the widow of their recently deceased best friend (Steve) and that they should respect the bro code. Hilarity ensues

[ratfuck]

i wont rest until i reach girl dick island

[worldhammerer-old]

it's a misleading name, it's really more of a penisula

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill

[schmuddel]

“Bazinga” and “everypony” are the closest we will get to real-world dragon shouts.

[nyanbinyuri]

[glumshoe]

So the Homophobic Horse Game (Horse Isle 3) is absolutely THE most batshit MMORPG I’ve ever seen.

The graphics are godawful, the moderation is atrocious, the gameplay is anything but intuitive… but the horses?

Oh, god, the horses!

I don’t think the devs realized that in their attempt to create a shitty homophobic game for horse girls, they had accidentally created an incredible simulator for breeding genetic monstrosities that would make God hide his head in shame. You can make 22.3 hand high giant horses with Diplodocus necks and horses with faces that could slice through meat.

[glumshoe]

You’re allowed to name your store shit like “the gulag” and “the Kremlin” but mentioning having two fathers or putting your pronouns in your profile gets you permabanned for adult content. There are like six mods total and they disallow discussing politics—specifically recruiting for the Communist Party, but also mentioning the pandemic. (But discussing war crimes is apparently a-ok and family friendly, according to Mod Connie, and some auto-generated, mod-written horse names reference the Heaven’s Gate suicide cult.) Here’s an article.

They also don’t seem to like their own game design, because they ban players for “joining mobs” but have a built-in mechanic that, every hour, invites every online player to mob the same location all at once. They also fill the environment with deep, poorly-rendered (but totally escapable) pits to fall into and build in a feature that allows you to yank people towards you from a distance… but punish players for dragging or summoning each other into them.

Also… a huge fraction of their playerbase is gay and only there to breed Monster Factory horses and it clearly infuriates the mods that they’re not taking their bad horse game more seriously.

[draconym]

They also take the suggestion of digital horse abortion really seriously

More seriously than they take a player store named “The Gulag.”

[la-laborista-republiko]

A lot of people have asked me to explain the whole “stock market” thing to them, and I’ll explain it, and they’ll be like “I still don’t get it,” and I just wanna, like, make it clear:  The problem isn’t you.  The problem is that you’re trying to use your smart rational human brain to understand something which is, on a fundamental level, deeply irrational and incredibly fucking stupid.

[la-laborista-republiko]

“Natalie this still doesn’t make any sense”  yes