Fish pee in you

28 || INFJ || A walking, breathing shitpost. Favourite Moana character is the chicken. Can't wait to kick Solas's ass. Parkouring through hyperfixations is my passion. Once made a Stranger Things post that hit 3000 notes so you can say I'm somewhat of a celebrity.

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[space-glasgow]

the sandpiper

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[beardedmrbean]

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

Dude was trying to self-domesticate again

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

[bdw2000]

happy 10 years in prison, my fellow farmers

[kardamonich]

My first love was the ocean

[memecucker]

[bonivers]

i haven’t stopped thinking about this tweet for days

[crplpunkklavier]

sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done

[crplpunkklavier]

honestly so glad this one is gaining traction. just saw it in my notifications and went "MAN ALRIGHT" to text yet another person i have been genuinely wanting to text back for days

[aaaaaarchive]

[sexuallyfrustratedavocado]

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

[lesspopped]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dogpuppy]

[electroniccollectiondonut]

nie huaisang 🤝 kaz brekker

"my beloved older brother was killed by the most powerful man in our society so i'm going to lock in on a complicated decade long scorched earth revenge plot that requires me to drag my own reputation through the mud and ends with a total shift of societal power structures as a consequence of success"

[linglynz]

[julchenawesome]

Nie Huisang:

[maidthings]

every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park

[maidthings]

you have to love her. you have to