so long gay bowser

[erin | 24 | she/they]

[monster2001]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[lokaror]

Some sort of scary creature just ripped leon kennedys buttcherks clean off.

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars

[soheos]

Men shalt pay 150 yen in silence

[soheos]

Something very biblical about this

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[natalieironside]

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

[northirish]

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

[sniffingglue]

[winged-void]

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

[akashicrecord]

you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

[moldavite]

there's so much i don't know. how do i learn everything by tomorrow

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

[phillip-bankss]

I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better

[contemptible-scoundrel]

when all your homies are talking about homoerotic sword fights where both parties are covered in shallow cuts and bruises and sweaty and panting and so on and so forth but your combat style revolves around sneak attacks and instant kill poison

[energyprison]

Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[stuckinapril]

Will you still be blogging with me when we’re 64