what a flammable heart i've been given

Mg • Wannabe Flower Child • Darren Criss Enthusiast

[dreamico]

its 5am

[blackmodel]

yall want replies but we’ve had messenger pigeons since the 1800’s???

[thebobaemoji]

The last messenger pigeon died in 1914

[blackmodel]

i just saw a pigeon today?? put a letter on it

[nh-redneck-girl-deactivated2018]

PSA: Dating a country boy does not make you country. I repeat, dating a country boy DOES NOT make you country

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

📢 yes beckie tell us ! 📢

[capacity]

Stop her name is literally beckie!?

[powerfulwizard]

im pretty sure the tomato sauce on pizza is the only thing stopping most white american adult single men from dying of scurvy

[spookynug]

Let’s take it off then

[powerfulwizard]

[sorrytobugyou]

[r0kita]

*an unexpected crunch while eating* huh. must be the cyanide capsule I keep in my tooth in case the Soviets start asking questions.

[r0kita]

[afeelgoodblog]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[homolust]

Don’t speak on Jesus’s name with them dry ass lips

[celestial-hag-deactivated202101]

[hydro-homies]

How it do be

[myapogee]

[z0mbiep1ush-deactivated20190610]

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vine compilation titles now: vines for when you want to forget about the trauma caused by your father leaving you when you were 3 years old

[wellbutrinboy]

emotionally? the year is 1875 and i have tuberculosis

[rodnt]

*walks past a group of men* wow the ground is so interesting the floor is facisnating…love dirt and also concrete…sidewalks amaze me

[focsle]

I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

[c3nric-deactivated20220627]

I’m sorry to hear about your scalp.

[scutz]

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]