SolemnRosary

30, (they/them) A blog for funny reblogs

[knightofleo]

[jaubaius]

How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses

[yay-bunnies-world]

oh i feel so low… if there was only a tutorial for a bunny like me to learn how to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses

[pjeckleburg]

i hate the "we should only have queer actors playing queer characters" argument for several reasons. but what annoys me the most is that people who argue this straight up don't realize that it's illegal to ask someone about their sexuality in relation to a job interview. like an audition. i don't think breaking anti-discrimination laws to screen people's sexualities to determine their employment is the woke take you think it is.

[alternis]

saw a post letting people know that your ao3 bookmarks are viewable on your account unless you make them private, which suggests that the median ao3 user does not use ao3 in what i will call 'the optimum fic-finding treadmill' where you find a fic author you like and look through their bookmarks to find more fics that are good and then look through that author's bookmarks for even more good fics. like a conga line of great but extremely specific tastes. or one of those chessboard rice doubling analogies and oh no that is a LOT of ao3 tabs.

[archaicfirehydrants]

why'd hatsune miku call me at 3 in the morning

[bakersfield-row]

You should’ve picked up

[blanklystaringatwalls]

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

[kuttithevangu]

People universally seem to parse it as Mean but sometimes what you really, really need to hear is "this is not a socially appropriate thing to say, and you should not have said it"

[demoncity]

SPIRITED AWAY (2001) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[ram-me-ramiel]

*thap thaps you*

[moffpup]

[roseschmits]

✨the porcelain pots of your dreams✨

Available on www.roseschmits.com

Worldwide shipping

[rohirric-hunter]

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[kyonite]

trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time

[rockets]

Hello tumblr. I’m reviving my old blog from the dead with some of my PHM fanarts.

This movie/book has gripped my soul a little too hard 😭

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Edit: For those who asked. I have a small/large foil print of this available on my store! ❤️

[taurzza]

and a little borzoi design

[paintedstitches]

I've added my SV water creatures cross stitch pattern to my Kofi shop. Grab it here without the Etsy fees.

In the next days I'll add some more and I'm gonna share some free patterns as well.

[chujellys]

there's a family of local sandhill cranes that adopted an abandoned goose last summer and they're STILL together today even after migration.... i love them + they're local celebrities + nature is beautiful

[chujellys]

yesterday’s update… 📸 everyone is paparazzi when ur this famous…

[teaboot]

I was too busy laughing to take a picture but my son answered the door last night ready for an adventure 😭😭😭