[deactivated1053489]

answer my questions and we'll see, what type of guy you might turn out to be

i got bored so i made a 10-question uquiz for you to find out what type of guy you are and i think its fun. enjoy

[gorps]

this is by far the best uquiz thing I've taken yet

[qozxe]

A true story

[cha0tician]

[afatlittledog]

me: reblogs anything

the green bar that pops up telling me I reblogged something:

[pileofknives]

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

[ampersandvich]

"at least one"

[sexhaver]

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

[carnival-phantasm]

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

[retiredmahoushoujo]

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg

[meanderfall]

(insp.)

[stimman4000]

[lesbx]

bro your doublet is looking especially foppish today. let’s make out

[lesbx]

stop tagging this as the fruit from the witcher. this post was about him

[what-even-is-thiss]

Feminist brain: The gendering of hygiene products is stupid and arbitrary and is a fabrication of capitalism to get people to buy more products because then people will be too insecure in their femininity or masculinity to share products with one another. It also gives companies an in if they want to charge more for gendered products, which they often do.

Transmasc brain: Haha I smell like a boy. Sick.

[etherelleart]

It’s been 8 years since I’ve drawn Good Omens art. 

[yugirimistwalker]

[phantomrose96]

As someone who does not pay attention to lyrics in songs, I am always afraid someone who does pay attention is going to come along and see my music and be like “why are you listening to songs about kicking orphans and diverting funds from public libraries?” Like, I dunno! That’s news to me! The beat was fresh and the vibes were funky! I lose all knowledge of human language when the drum goes bop bop. I am as surprised and alarmed as you are.

[alioshakaramazov]

may i offer you some Hamlet booty shorts in these trying times

[hustlerose]

fuck a discord server. hmu on google docs and we’ll all just type in different colors. 

[catchymemes]

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[patriciavetinari]

That’s not a cursed image

[karnalesbian]

Chess v2.001 Patch Notes

- Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings

- Rooks go hog wild

[aflo]

rooks be like

[lesvegas]

i fucking hate gender bro what the fuck is any of this shit

[frenchtoastee]

[abandonrun]

me 15 seconds into a male on male zoom call: actually you know what? *territorial chimp noises*

[catgirlforeskin]

[scope-dogg]

Me and the male interviewer taking up positions across from one another

[naniiebimworks]

Bits from the good omens cold open