Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.

tv shows and wasting time. that's what i do. that's it.

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

who else comin to terms with the possibility that they will never form a meaningful emotional connection with someone on a romantic level smash that like

[hydro-homies]

𝕕𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕝𝕦𝕥.

[solo-operation]

I like dating apps because I say the absolute craziest thing I can think of and the other person pretends it’s okay because I’m hot

[theflowergf]

[veraziqua]

[striders]

(over the intercom) could we get a vibe check at the front register please

[birthdaysongs]

shawty got that war crimes pussy

[birthdaysongs]

call that a george w. bush

[thepoisonroom]

the concept of physical beauty is a scam unless you’re calling me cute in which case it is valid, actually

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

no more toxic friendships in 2018, no more toxic relationships in 2018 and no more toxic thoughts in 2018 

[quarkbees]

only toxic by Britney Spears in 2018

[trashcanbees-deactivated2021021]

so apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually “severe psychological distress”

[julian2006]

why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk

[ghostguest]

I need a frame of reference here

[julian2006]

go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this

[honigimohr]

“if this body weren’t mine would i still hate it?”

— And So It Goes // 3:58am (via beprose)

[powerfulwizard]

not only did i cheat on you, we went to your LinkedIn profile and laughed at your industry credentials 

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

They're sending me to space just for fun

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Mission parameters: "Have fun out there"

[zvaigzdelasas]

Houston, we're having a blast

[snakebitcat]

astronaut: moon's fun

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *putting on a party hat and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's fun

[animatedtext]

[lesbianillyana]

The little wordless smile she gave before answering this question……..