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Starting over

I’ve decided to make a new account. I’ll try to follow better content and make friends.

#new beginnings #new account #Hello

officerhaughtstuff

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

heterokatedison

is it too early or can we start screaming now

heterokatedison

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

jorolle

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

imanutcase-10

Then bring me luck

thirddeadlysin

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

jackdaw-kraai

And notice the potato doesn’t guilt you with “if you don’t, something horrible will happen.” Potato wouldn’t betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isn’t convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isn’t in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesn’t get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.

Be like Potato. Be a good friend.

mrshamill

i know what i want, potato, come through for me!

hadesisqueer

I REBLOGGED THIS AND NOW I FIND OUT I PASSED ALL MY UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAMS WITH GOOD GRADES????

landoffireandice13

Potat

some-guy409

POTATO!

koloocheh

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

adding-girls-to-posts

forget about touching girls, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

ceruleanheaven

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Someone should make a De-flock video game.

A game where you go around a city destroying flock cameras and hiding from the police

#Flock #de flock #Censorship #spying #gaming #police state #flock cameras

vompyr

Dying for you is easy. Breathing for you, however, is my sacrament. Every breath I choose to take is a vow that I exist only to love you.

tarragonthedragon

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

hachama

The last time i got one of those (I'm almost always anemic and can't donate) my blood had gone back to the hospital I was born in and it was used to treat a gun shot victim.