hi

old person (27), have had this blog for 14 years and I refuse to change the hideous formatting because it’s basically a historical artifact.

[someadoabouteverything]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth/Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright Characters: Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth, Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, kind of, this isnt like...romantic, but it's under the surface, theyre just not quite there yet Summary:

Miles Edgeworth Chooses Death and the aftermath, based loosely on This is Me Trying by Taylor Swift

[someadoabouteverything]

One last goodbye

Well, this is it.

I’ve been locked out of my account except for on my phone for a few years now and it’s time for me to get a new phone.

So I assume I won’t have access to this account anymore.

It’s been a good 8ish years. I went from being an insecure 13 year old making doctor who fan videos to a still-kinda-insecure 21 year old who is studying video production.

Thank you to the PWA for becoming lifelong friends.

It’s been fun.

Bye, nerds

[wunkolo]

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up. 

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[lsdzeppelin-deactivated20180206]

[cioji]

slam that mf like button if you have a WIP (whether art or writing) that’s been sitting around for days or weeks

[gin-draws]

happy birthday roonil wazlib - you goddamn legend

[cherrypiereadytodie]

des

[cherrypiereadytodie]

pa

[cherrypiereadytodie]

[oleskyfm]

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[amanitacaplan]

The truth is, everytime I look at it I wanna die and take it with me.

[memecage]

I am currently studying memes academically. I thought you might enjoy the current proposed “ages” of internet memes

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[f0reverr-tryingg]

Not taking no chances

[melonmemes]

[wedomorrison]

My boss called me on discord and he’s asking me Serious Work Questions but I’m nearly choking to death and he keeps asking me what’s wrong but I

how am I supposed to be professional when his icon is THIS

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

[parakeet]

today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

the only true gamer