sorceress

Mavi. Bi. 18.

[somebodytookmyusername]

want to request?

Masterlist

who i write for

stranger things

eddie munson

alexei smirnoff

steve harrington

murray bauman

ronance

steddie

harringrove

MCU

Steve Rogers (Captain America)

Tony Stark (Iron Man)

Bruce Banner (Hulk)

Thor Odinson

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)

Peter Quill (Starlord)

Hogun

Stephen Strange (Dr. Strange)

Clint Barton (Hawkeye)

Bucky Barnes (The Winter Soldier)

Sam Wilson (The Falcon)

Loki Odinson

Other Characters

Joel Miller (The Last of Us)

Pedro Pascal

Din Djarin (The Mandalorian)

there are still other characters i want to write for so if you have any suggestions, please just ask. im a complete people pleaser.

what i will write

NSFW

SFW

headcanons

one shots

series

what i will not write

pedophilia

rape

incest

dub-con

non-con

[faramirsonofgondor]

Any queer man in fiction can’t have a healthy relationship. All they know is pining, divorce, cause the apocalypse, wear silly costume, fight they homo boyfriend, trauma, be disastrous, eat hot chip & lie.

[somebodytookmyusername]

THEN THERE'S THESE BITCHES

[picnii]

Them

[moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20]

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

[eternally-a-dreamer]

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

[raevenlywrites]

SCORPION TIGER I WIN MUTHAFUCKAS PINCH PINCH STAB STAB

[fellthemarvelous]

I’m a Rooster Fish. Basically I’m here to scream and flop around.

[nohaijiachi]

I’m……. a virgin snake……….

[somebodytookmyusername]

completely ignoring what's happening up here.

im a rooster bull. SO DAMN PISS THE CHICKEN OFF, YOU GET THE HORNS.

[finwe-the-disappointed-deactiva]

...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

[crutchie-morris]

op how does it feel to have been the funniest person alive at age eleven

[arabellas]

new eras tour outfit ideas dropped!!!

[somebodytookmyusername]

there was the beginning

the present

the end

[somebodytookmyusername]

HEAR ME OUT.

okay so these two posts.

idk if anybody has already realized this, but...BUT WHAT IF THERE IS NO COFFEE THEORY. what if aziraphale left on his own volition, because he saw the opportunity to string all loose ends for them both. To give something back to Crowley in a way that would hurt him but it'll pass. what if it's freedom, true freedom? what if it's the stars? what if, just what if.

kbye.

[uchihaculture]

[onioneyez]

He's very easily peer pressured

(Edit: I meant by the goats)

Prints!

[taurielofmirkwood77777]

In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

GIF credit: @wildsflag

[fellshish]

girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[nmimarks]

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[penandpage]

[dark-ayyyyy-blog]

aight

[sunbeamrobin-deactivated2018073]

OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

[thornsword]

DO IT

[20053]

WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT

[warp6]

Okay, if this is a rickroll I swear to…

[warp6]

1) It was not a rickroll

2) It was super awesome!

3) No jumpscare or anything designed to freak you out, so doesn’t need an unreality warning (YMMV, of course).

[captacorn-deactivated20230731]

Suspicious but curious. Curiosity wins!

[agenderraskel-deactivated202303]

attention all writers following me- try this or you will lament.

[viperbranium]

EVERYONE TRY THIS (you gotta go to your on blog to click on it!)

[howlingday]

Let’s do this!

[devil-with-three-heads]

okay im having a go

[al3x-always]

lemme see wat dis is abt

[hollowaluminumvessel]

oh joy

[bludraws094]

hm

[filipnofishstickfailure]

the fuck’s this

[jovialdevil101]

here goes nothing

[patchouli-knowledge-real-deacti]

alright!

[casual-mitosis-collective-deact]

Attempt 2

[trashyandtiredsol]

Oki lemme try this

[huffylemon]

damn ok lake superior

[songsofwaterandnight]

Ok yeah that lake is superior

[lonicera-caprifolium]

I really like the only one bed trope, but I also love "there's more than one bed, but they keep making (increasingly flimsy) excuses to share anyways"