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The road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got

Yeah, eventually, you do reach Rome

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

janmisali

Where do you stand on cats?

do not stand on cats they don’t like it

pocketsizedpanther

He can't keep getting away with this 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

jackhawksmoor

If people don't stop suggesting this stuff he's going to accidentally become a wizard

datasoong47

captainjonnitkessler

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

zmpl

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

elisabethwheatley

"War is war and hell is hell."

This scene changed my brain chemistry.

ultrareconsquad-deactivated2022

^_^ OMG HI BESTIE HIIIIIHIIII *glomps u*

hymnsofheresy

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

hymnsofheresy

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

missweber

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

shiraglassman

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

pastel-lavender

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

biglawbear

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

#14 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

audarcy

Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"

errorcritical

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icapturedthecastle

prince-princess-bunny

ozempicofficial

psychotic-gerard

went to the nurse and i was like i need a period product. and they go. we are in the male ward. and I'm like i have a uterus. and they process it so slowly and they're like. do. do. you want a yorkie bar. will this help with the gender dysphoria. and i'm like ...you know what. sure.

psychotic-gerard