Just some asshole on the internet @someguynamedj0n - Tumblr Blog

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

sreegs

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

pomgore

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

pomgore

goat dog

yesterdaysprint

The Kansas Industrialist, Manhattan, October 18, 1916

quantumshade

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

mini-wrants

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

sistersorrow

Have you ever seen a sitting president die of heatstroke on live TV?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO?

mtfoss

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

luxwing

Lemme get a little sippy

guerrillatech

aflo

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

truestoriesaboutme

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.