Tryhards' Twilight Zone

Pins are Important. Stop the Shock. I will never trust a mouse with a contract. Gay-mer. I'm a 24 year old, obscure referencing, neurodivergent, internet dweeb who relishes in the past of youtube and Vines. Reach for the stars. They're yours now. - Kyra Universal

[somekidwithpersonality]

I MAY just have...

[liberalsarecool]

Cosign.

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[charlesoberonn]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[wholesomepostarchive]

1/22/2022

[hope-and-joy-detector]

Hope and Joy Detected!!

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[somekidwithpersonality]

I actually have one of these.

[ryemiffie]

Would.

[somekidwithpersonality]

Caine: ...Would what?

Bubble:

[3hkowalski]

Just leaving a little star right here ⭐

you can claim it after ep8…

UPDATE: THIS AGED BADLY

[somekidwithpersonality]

No, it aged PERFECTLY.

At least, depending on how you feel about it.

[gaymaramada]

TADC ep 8 spoilers with no context

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[forgotten-rae]

[sinaabee]

Oopsie daisy (bell)

[meagancandraw]

Tfw you accidentally kill your AI son

[carnivill]

Literally what I just thought after watching new TADC episode

[yasutou]

i don't know my lefts and rights either

[lolychichi]

"A Cat in the Circus"

A Digital Circus comic 🎪✨

↓ [all parts below] ↓

Act 1: "A New Cage for a New Pet"

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Act 2: "A Dozen Ways to Pet a Cat"

Act 3: "Just a Purr Away"

[thehmn]

I’ve heard the Scissor Sisters song She’s My Man many many times but I always just assumed it was about a drag queen or dominant woman.

BUT then I found out it’s actually about a rich white guy leaving the high life behind so he can shovel coal for the folk hero Annie Christmas, a tall, supernaturally strong black woman who’s captain of her own boat and wears pearls from all the men who tried to challenge her. I was wondering why there was so much boat-talk in the song.

Also, for some reason a lot of descriptions of her mentions she’s strong enough to carry a lot of hay *shrug*

[somekidwithpersonality]

Thanks for teaching me this.

[lolychichi]

Whiskin doesn't like the beach episode... 🏖️

[somekidwithpersonality]

No one did by the end of it.