Poetic Jackassery

⭐Jackasses in Their Finest Form⭐

[memedokies]

xmas sweater dance party

[kan-you-do-the-kankan-deactivat]

Tavros.

[iraffiruse]

[fascistbananas-deactivated20160]

Too accurate to be ignored. 

[2019metgala]

nonbinary cecil. native american cecil. spanish cecil. pan cecil. fifties radio nerd cecil. tattoos cecil. moving tattoos cecil. short cecil. tall cecil. trans* cecil. one cecil, two cecil; red cecil blue cecil. all the cecils in all the world all at once. cecils. 

[imgoverdose]

[kirklands-tea-blog]

I will always, always, reblog this. It never ceases to make me laugh

[roseriku-deactivated20200506]

[seiishindraws]

i don’t think i ever posted this here???

do you feel my pain? am i now relatable with my self-deprecation??

[jakegyllenhaal]

me: *has a list of things that i need to do*

me: *completes the simplest task on my list that could’ve been put off*

me at me:

[12cd12c-deactivated20220922]

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

[casctiel]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[psyducked]

how do you even notice that

[saccharinesylph]

LMAO

[heckadai]

the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least

[boobiemom]

IT’S NERF

OR NOTHING

[misterhayden]

RING A DING A DING COMICS IT’S COMICS TIME

[late-nights-and-daydreams]

Aries: You can’t burn someone, and not expect them to treat you like you are fire. Can’t expect them not to be cautious of poison. Taurus: Don’t be scared. As big and massive as the future is, all the pain has got to be behind us. You’ve survived enough. Gemini: Some people are always going to be monsters. You can’t ever make them into heroes. Cancer: Moving on is the scariest thing you could possibly do. But often times it is the only thing you can do. Leo: Stop second guessing everything. You cant take the bullet back once you fire. Be sure for once. Virgo: You made it. I know you don’t feel like celebration right now. But you did it and all of us are so proud. Libra: The fuck kid? Get it together. Just another day. Get through it. Scorpio: The venom in your words is only hurting yourself. I wish this road gave you a better fate. Sagittarius:  Be careful. The road you walk is filled with pot holes and is more dangerous then you could know. Capricorn:  Quit picking at old wounds. You’ll just make more scars and more harm in the end. Aquarius:  This town is just filled with ghosts. You don’t need it. Run as far and as fast as you can. Pisces: You can only grow so much when you’re safe.. You have to take leaps of faith to test yourself.

This weeks horoscope (via late-nights-and-daydreams)

[memewhore]

[tom-from-acquisition]

This billboard is what an American roadtrip looks like

[confide--nemini]

no exaggeration

[mysupervengersworld]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

*this* is the Captain America we need to be hearing from right now, not ‘fascism made edgy for plot-twists’

[marvel-fans-only]

SHOTS FIRED

[mrbulian]

honestly the most annoying thing about this website is that unless you write out every single detail about your personal life everyone just likes to assume that u live a happy, pleasant, worry-free life without struggling with anything that could possibly hold you back and it’s like??? i’m not about to list everything about my mental health in extensive detail or provide y’all with medical history but it costs zero dollars to mind your own business and not assume someone’s a-okay just because it’s not listed in their fucking tumblr description

[norwayspruce]

Someone told me I didn’t have cancer cause I didn’t post about it enough

[foulserpent]

ok i think ive come up with a playlist that encompasses all known uniquely human experiences:

“arsonists lullaby” by hozier, “closer” by nine inch nails, “running up that hill (a deal with god)” by kate bush, and “loveshack” by the B-52s.

[foulserpent]

these experiences are, of course: arson, horny depression, 3 am manic episode trying to bargain with god, and when youve got you a car thats as big as a whale and youre heading on down to the love shack

[theperfectlyimperfectscientist-]

Carlos’ reaction to seeing Cecil for the first time, acting all cool then speaking with his scientist buddies after Cecil is gone and he’s all;

[biandnerdy-deactivated20190226]

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that Ireland accidentally legalized crystal meth

[biandnerdy-deactivated20190226]

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember America knowingly voted in a fascist to lead them

[gyllenhaaldaily]

Can you give me three fun facts about yourself?