Ollie?¿?

He/They :]

[onebug]

Pacman

[hoko-onchi-writes]

I bet young Ilya Rozanov never thought he’d get slapped in the face with that tism rizz and he would be so fucking cooked.

This man has eight of the same shirt and five of the same hoodie. This man memorizes hockey stats for fun. This man will have a cold ginger ale. This man will look awkwardly at the camera with a smile like he wants to incinerate himself in every wet t-shirt contest sports drink ad his mom books for him. This man will take everything you say absolutely literally. That’s French, Ilya. You just said a French word and we’re talking about Russian, are you unfamiliar with your own language. This man takes three days to recognize a social cue. And ten years to name an emotion. You’ll tell him you like him in the most roundabout way and you’ll think you NAILED it, and he’ll promptly have a panic attack on your dick. When he names that emotion finally? He’ll be absolutely relentless and will not stand down; he’s had an emotion and he knows you have one, too. By that point, there’s no escape. He’s imprinted on you and is starting to ovulate in your vicinity. He will bludgeon you with adorable nerd and insatiable ass. And his oral fixation is so mighty he’ll suck your remaining brain cells out through your dick.

This man drives a Range Rover because it’s good in the snow. This man does a loon call. This man will make you eight cheeseburgers. Buddy it’s over for you.

[heymacy]

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

[transbian-stoner]

"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"

You have blood on your hands

Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.

I'm fucking livid.

[bejeweledinterludes]

OH WE ALL KNOW THIS DIVA ‼️‼️‼️

tt creds: @ just_an0theridi0t

[colorlessjay]

absolutely random but do you think kevin and jack would’ve gotten along or would kevin have been horrified by his good vibes

Jack would've accidentally forced Kevin into a friendship because Kevin Tran is the most kidnappable character I've ever seen. Every friendship or relationship he will find himself in has been forced onto his lap, and he can't do shit about about

The cats don't come into his house and steal his food

The cats steal Kevin and force him to pet them forever

Kevin can't do shit about it and has accepted his fate two episodes in. He's stopped telling people that Jack isn't his friend, and tells them he's been kidnapped in the most deadpan way possible, that no one believes him

Claire is also involved in this friendship kidnapping purely because she finds Kevin's anguish funny

They all wear matching friendship bracelets made by Jack

[ashtcnirwin]

a band called 5 seconds of summer

[gaylienz]

happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

[gaylienz]

Non-Natives reblogging this are great and wonderful

[lierdumoa]

Please remember that "land back" does not mean "indigenous people are mystical elves with innate epigenetic wisdom of land stewardship and they don't belong in big cities," nor does it mean "non-indigenous people can't be farmers." What it DOES mean is that "non-indigenous farmers should be paying the equivalent of property taxes to the native governments their land was stolen from." It means, "there's a great deal of indigenous scholarship on sustainable agricultural practices that farmers should be taking into account, because indigenous agriculture was more advanced than European agriculture at the time Europe invaded the Americas and western agriculture *still* hasn't caught up in terms of figuring out how to produce equivalently high crop yields without compromising the ecosystem." It means, "non-indigenous farmers should be in an intellectual discourse with indigenous agricultural scientists and indigenous peoples that still do traditional farming, figuring how to repair the damage western farming practices have done to the ecosystem."

[red-dead-revival]

It also means that indigenous peoples should regain the right to sustain themselves on the land according to the practices they want, and they should have free reign to perform their cultural practices and protect their holy sites, as opposed to the current model where if they try to honor their dead on public lands they get violently removed.

[bisexualisaaclahey]

teen wolf didn't make stiles a werewolf because they knew he would be finding increasingly absurd ways around all the absurd Werewolf Rules. some bad guy tries to trap him in a circle of mountain ash and he reveals he's been carrying one of these bad boys in his backpack for months

[911gif]

9-1-1 s05e16 - May Day

[wearewatcher]

for everyone on here who isn’t over on the hell site

[colorlessjay]

Hey [slaps your face lightly] listen up for a second, I had a thought

What if Cas was gifted a hamster and he dressed it up like Dean

[slaps you a lil more] Hey listen, listen

Imagine how cute that would be

little hamster with a flannel

Cas called it 'Better Dean' to fuck with Dean

[slaps you harder] Stop scrolling, listen

I swear this is a good idea

Cas doesn't get the opportunity to be a snarky bitch enough

Let him do this

[onowey]

Dean is the pet dad that hates the pet and then becomes the primary caretaker

They make a Dean Club

After Dean steals Better Dean, Cas adopts Best Dean, a cat because Dean is allergic

Also a lil gal doodle

[colorlessjay]

BEST DEAN BEING A CAT

They get a dog and name it "Supreme Dean"

[badlydrawneverything]

[bonivers]

[somerandomgay]

YALL LOOK!!!!!!!! I love thrift stores man they rlly be where the heat is at

[assiraphales]

legitimately crazy to remember that when matt murdock got his eyesight back for a brief amount of time he went to foggy’s apartment so that last thing he saw before he lost his vision again was him

[dogsmouth]

life is beautiful

[dogsmouth]

we made a u-turn for this picture btw