Class A Trash

I don't even know what's happening on this site anymore

[dunglizard]

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

[fvck-it-memes]

[ampervadasz]

[skypig357]

Get your ass on the dance floor

[everythingfox]

doggo admiring ducklings

(via)

[but-dude-why]

[queer-world-666]

Me and my mutuals rebloging the same post

[dailydestieldose]

Quick, everyone reblog this

[gahdamnpunk]

Thank God for character development otherwise the only she was the blueprint of is white feminism 😭

And this

[sedlex]

[teatops]

JDHSKXHSK I’M LOSING IT OVER THIS

[animals-riding-animals]

gharials riding gharial

[the-awkward-turt]

Mom of the year

[kaijutegu]

Everyone in the notes is saying mama, but that’s dad.

See the lump on his nose? Only males have those. It’s actually where they got their name; the lumps tend to resemble earthenware cooking pots called ghara.

 What we’re seeing here is a really good dad. 

This is par for the course for gharials, though- here’s some more dads of the year!

this dad is angry but that doesn’t stop the ride

sometimes you have so many beautiful children they become a wig

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

I feel like I just watched a whole movie

[mousathe14]

This poor man, only crime was eating his melon at the wrong place and time

[honourablejester]

I love the bit after she throws it where it looks like he raises a polite objection, and she spins around all ‘bitch, you got something to say?’

Nope. No ma’am. Dang

[mellifexfarm]

if chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would

without question

[pularia]

Without remorse.

[darkequidae]

Without hesitation

[cerealboxmaterial]

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[soratayuya]

You can’t let this be lost in the tags

[cogcomics]

Tony Stark (alcoholic with heart condition) VS Guy Smith (mutant with hypersensitive skin)

comics’ most fierce battle (X-Statix #24 by Peter Milligan & Michael Allred)

[squeeterbee]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[darkmoron]

This has to be the funniest thing I’ve read all day

[thelostknee-deactivated20210422]

*LOUD DYING WHEEZING*

[poppypickle]

It me.

[justcatposts]

[jaubaius]

Graphics glitch makes for entertaining weather report…🔊 🔊

[fenix-minerva]

[catgirl-kaiju]

Animorphs into myself

[the-august-one]

“Animorphs into myself”

[redladydeath]

Six the Musical (2017)

[worksbiwriter-deactivated202201]

bringing this back 

[enraptureenchanted]

Get ready for the Tudor Queens to enter your nightmares.

[lady-literature]

okay but ignoring the shitpostiness for a moment,, these painting in motion is a Whole Ass Experience and I’ve never been closer to understanding that these were PEOPLE as I am rn and I hate it