rushing to slow down.

Jordan. 25. Full-time time traveler (only forward at a slow pace). Adventurer. DIYer.

[memesonthehour]

[princessrhcenyra]

[mostlydeadcowboy]

this was a wild ride from start to finish

[witch-of-habonim-dror-blog]

you all have permission to come to my funeral and give wildly conflicting accounts of my life

[lazyentitlednarcissist-deactiva]

Please. I want nothing more than to be shrouded in a confusing mesh of myth and fact

[6lacksoul]

[just-shower-thoughts]

No matter how good a person you are, you are evil in someone’s story.

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

[zimbolt]

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[fatsexybitch]

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

[hollowedskin]

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

[everydayconman]

[thetenderpassion]

[surprisebitch]

[fuckheads-revenge]

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

[officialwayneenterprises123-dea]

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

[universalequalityisinevitable]

[universalequalityisinevitable]

Peter Joseph on structural violence, from this video.

[uncutgems]

on all levels except physical I’m already retired and living in a cozy cottage where I grow plums in my garden

[mrs-n-uzumaki]

When you discover that these two:

Were married in Love Actually

[skipperthekangaroo]

is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two

were married in real life?

[mrs-n-uzumaki]

You just made my post 200% better.

[jennytrout]

Wait for it, because in real life:

Cheated on:

With:

[finallysomegoodfuckingcontent]

Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward

[spoonmeb]

oooooooooogurl

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, listening to all of this Goddamned tea spilling:

[firstladyfeyre-deactivated20170]

Wait what

[prongsthepart-timejedi]

Yes with a shot of fire whiskey 😉

[thebootydiaries]

How did I wake up in the middle of the night with the funniest tweet idea and it was this

[stimman3000]

honestly 2017 has been such a ride that the pentagon just admitted they had a ufo department and the head of it says they found aliens and I’m just like “hm. okay I guess”

[stimman3000]

I hope the aliens think im sexy

[biblioteca-prohibida]

“I’m not everything I want to be, but I’m more than I was, and I’m still learning.”

— Charlotte Eriksson, Everything Changed When I Forgave Myself (via wordsnquotes)

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[halab1-deactivated20220711]

Hispanic= Spanish speaking

Latino= From latinamerica

A peruvian is latino and hispanic, a Colombian is latino and hispanic.

Someone from Brazil is latino but not hispanic

Someone from spain is hispanic but not latino

[mirab3lle]

I completely thought those were synonyms, thank

[higgylikes-blog]

Reblog to save a life