Tip Your Waitress

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

pro insider tips for black friday from a retail worker

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

dont even think about going to a store

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

[davinaclaires]

Colton Haynes as Jackson Whittemore — TEEN WOLF: THE MOVIE

[guerrillatech]

[reluctantbroodingdads]

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on

[natalieironside]

Imo it's way too hard to fake your own death nowadays

[consistent-sincerity]

We have social media now. Everyone’s much more focused on faking their own life.

[natalieironside]

Damn that's deep. #society

[iliacobserva-deactivated2023103]

my tits are too pretty for this. for all these agonies.

[torridturncoat]

[pancakeke]

I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run

[crazy-pages]

The light! Comes! From! The same! Place! As! The music!

[soberscientistlife]

It is exhausting!

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[ladyshinga]

you’re right that was important

[sweatermuppet]

they should invent a myself that isn't at its limit

[did-you-know]

Adjusting your rate of speech can make you more persuasive. Slower speech gives someone who’s bound to disagree with you more time to evaluate your point, add in their own thoughts, and dismiss your reasoning with their own existing bias - but talking fast leaves them less time to form an argument and significantly increases your chances of persuading them. 

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[stillmadbro]

Gaslighting makes so much more sense now

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

[visenyaism]

“everything will be okay”: shallow and dismissive comfort that establishes impossible goal an indefinite future away

“in two weeks you will have different problems”: so true bestie the human experience

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I love holding doors open for men. I love what it does to them.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

slamming doors in men’s faces from now on so they know I’m not a misandrist

[demilypyro]

foster’s home for lonely dudes who get no bitches and stack no paper

[demilypyro]

[crazy56u]

[sleepy-bebby]