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Random Things I like. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[backtornado]

insane headline to pair with the actual photo of the beastie itself

this is just a gormless little creature. what are we doing here.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[pantheratigrisaltaica]

for those curious, this is joanne, a 15-year-old sumatran tiger currently living at phoenix zoo. it's very sweet to see her playing and tumbling around like this at her age -- she's got some people taking care of her if she still has this energy at that age.

i did see some users in the notes who were concerned about her looking 'scrawny', or wondering if she's maybe a juvenile -- far from it! at 15, joanne is very much considered a geriatric tiger; she's a grandma. she is, however, a sumatran tiger (panthera tigris sumatrae) -- sumatrans are the smallest extant subspecies of tiger, built more for the sweltering jungles of sumatra than the blistering cold of the amur river or the dense forests and mangrove swamps of south asia.

when you're used to seeing amur or amur-bengal hybrid ('generic') tigers on television or online, most of which are often overfed and overweight, a sumatran is going to look a bit weird, but joanne looks to be in wonderful shape -- look at those muscles flex and that coat shimmer when she moves! that's a healthy old lady for sure. props to joanne's keepers for taking such good care of her.

[lilacccccs]

oh no !! will !! the pipe’s busted — QUICK !! TAKE OFF YOUR BELT TO COVER THE LEAK … WILL .. ITS NOT ENOUGH .. QUICK ! TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkfictionjude]

Humbly submitting Onion Headlines for Judeverse characters (some of them are a guess for characters who haven’t really become prominent yet)

Imre-

Lorcan-

Nia-

Orla-

Sally-

Percy-

Mallory-

Greer-

Magenta-

Renata-

Ashley-

Jack-

Dante-

Carmen-

Lazlo-

Charley-

Sullensaints, are you my character whisperer? 10/10 would choose these headlines myself

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

unfortunately ive been talked over and ignored my whole life so if you let me talk/rant to you for more than five minutes at a time i will get an unhealthy emotional attachment

[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

this has a concerning amount of notes

[chloesimaginationthings]

Teen Michael learns Teen Vanny’s slang in FNAF

[frontmansdefender]

I aspire to be as passionate about something as this guy and the orcas are passionate about hating the sunfish

In the sunfish’s defense!!!!!

[halloweenclown]

I need to draw them more

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[macabro]

I don't understand why "Adrian doesn't like Grace at first" is as popular as it is on fanfics.

Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."

Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-

[macabro]

No, Rocky is first and foremost a Grace hater (affectionate)

[mimic-firstaid]

Made a comment….got stuck in my brain; now we’re here. It’s midnight. Enjoy.

[i-am-a-fish]

oug im gay

[hemipenal-system]

ublock origin is pretty funny. oh? you want to show me an ad? damn buddy that sucks. L + ratio + assets.tumblr.com/pop/src/assets/images/house-rightrail-premium-with-patio-47ce20b6.gif$image into my filters immediately

[hemipenal-system]

there's more, for all my followers who don't know this, you can get ublock to just make the custom filter for you

see an annoying ui item you don't like?

click this to get to the ublock origin menu

click this

and hover over the ui item you dont like, like this

click on it, and in the window that pops up, hit "create"

now it's gone!

[longshrimp]

no more talking.

[hemipenal-system]

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[screenshotsofdespair]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we are fucked

[jame7t]

No hope

[vortahoney]

Translator? Why not trans now?

[vortahoney]

My parents just read this post aloud to me and asked me if I’d seen it. I don’t know how to react.

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[ariaste]

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame