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The only thing keeping me together is fried ice cream

[trek-tracks]

Theory 1: Karl Urban just really enjoys being banished from large tracts of land

Theory 2: Grima Wormtongue is Bones' ex-wife

[lupismaris]

No Ordinary Love, Salmon Toor. Details. Special Exhibit, Baltimore Museum of Art, 7.30.2022

[paper-mario-wiki]

my doordash was just delivered by the most profoundly beautiful bear*. his eyes were so kind and his physique was strong and gentle. i will never meet him again, but oh what a blessing it was to meet him.

(note*: "Bear" in this context does not refer to the forest-dwelling mammal belonging to the "Ursus" family, and is instead being used as the LGBT slang for a large, hairy man. i'm clarifying this so none of you dickheads can make the obvious "i thought you meant the animal!" joke and take this moment away from my gorgeous doordasher. this is his moment.)

[honeyxpixie]

I’m so horny 🥺

[tardigrade-gaming]

IT'S ON!

[animentality]

[angstandhappiness]

IMPORTANT

[thefloatingstone]

Everyone always talks about flying cars this and flying cars that.

When the only futuristic gadget I want that doesn't exist yet when it SHOULD are those cup noodles from Cowboy bebop where you just pull the tag at the bottom of it and the noodles are instantly warmed.

where is the future I was promised?

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

i want this to be real so i can remove the chemical heating elements from a pack of cup noodles and use them to make pipe bombs

[msaprildaniels]

that's why they're not gonna make these in real life

[discodeerdiary]

I think a big reason why "children are an oppressed group" gets (wrongly!) read as a "pedophile talking point" is that everyone treats children so terribly that actual child molesters can speedrun winning a kid's trust by like, actually respecting their needs and perspective, at least at first. Which means that the only way out of this mess is for all of us adults to treat children with respect, so that abusers can't use the rareness of that respect as a weapon.

[discodeerdiary]

Yeah I've been thinking a lot about how cults will prey on marginalized people and how it's so much easier to push an "us versus them" mentality on a person who already (legitimately, accurately) perceives the world as hostile to them

[were--ralph]

Tumblr used to be so easy, so simple.

[were--ralph]

"Touch my butt and buy me chicken nuggets"; 40k notes

What happened when did we stray so far from the light of god

[solitarelee]

[were--ralph]

[kaijuno]

WHY are some parents like “ooo we hate each other but we’re staying together for the kids” no no NO you’re fucking fighting and screaming at each other every day you’re traumatizing that fucking kid and making it worse

[duckatali]

[letoghanima]

Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff raiding Tony Stark's Bar.

[dailyworldcinema]

LES SORCIERES DE SALEM / THE WITCHES OF SALEM / THE CRUCIBLE (1957) dir. Raymond Rouleau

[mclennonyaoi]

every single time i get a mclennon yaoi notification i die a little more. cant you just like harry styles or some shit

i would rather make a million posts about how john lennon and paul mccartney fucked in those horrible beatles suits and hated eachother for years and years and fucked in paris and india and wrote all those songs together because they just couldn’t admit that they were fucking crazy about eachother than even think for one second about harry styles poor fucking imitation of camp, so commercialized and big brand and met gala-esque that it makes every single nyc spending 5k on rent 40k insta followers fashion page bitch’s eyes pop out of their dumb fucking aesthetic shaved head. harry styles could not have sex with a man, no matter how many 20 year olds on tik tok proudly proclaim that he’s sooooo queer coded and totally going to come out any day now. harry styles has never felt a single emotion in his life that has not been approved by a manager. paul mccartney fucks men for breakfast.

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[sandersstudies]

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

[i-will-physically-fight-you]

Dogs.

[sandersstudies]

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

[rinofwater]

The sky

[sandersstudies]

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

[roman-flair-deactivated20190203]

Super Mario Bros.

[sandersstudies]

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

[shuouichi]

John Mulaney

[sandersstudies]

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

[starryvioletnight]

Omfg

[fainsworld]

Pokemon

[sandersstudies]

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

[everwizard]

OP

[sandersstudies]

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into

[micahruiz]

transfemme and transmasc solidarity! (prints available)

[everetterice]

[hellolovelyscientist]

“In one of the most notable moments in sports history, Kenyan runner Abel Mutai was just a few feet from the finish line, but became confused with the signage and stopped thinking he had completed the race.

 A Spanish athlete, Ivan Fernandez, was right behind him, and after realizing what was happening, he started shouting at the Kenyan for him to continue running; but Mutai didn't understand his Spanish. Fernandez eventually caught up to him and instead of passing him, he pushed him to victory.

A journalist asked Ivan, "Why did you do that?"

Ivan replied, “My dream is that someday we can have a kind of community life where we push and help each other to win.”

The journalist insisted “But why did you let the Kenyan win?" Ivan replied, "I didn't let him win, he was going to win.” The journalist insisted again, “But you could have won!”

Ivan looked at him & replied, “But what would be the merit of my victory? What would be the honor of that medal? What would my Mom think of that?” Values are transmitted from generation to generation. What values are we teaching our children? Let us not teach our kids the wrong ways to WIN.”