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silly goober who likes to draw sometimes (mainly just reblogs stuff 💀)

[sometinysludge]

𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 .ᐟ.ᐟ

﹕→ Looooong overdue gang! But I think it’s time we practice some professionalism around here.

› Hello hello! I’m @/sometinysludge, you can call me whichever of these you’d like, but, I gravitate towards Tiny. I’m a digital artist & writer who occasionally posts their works, but I’m more well versed in the business of rebloging! My current interests include Deltarune / Undertale, Welcome Home, TADC, GGXS (mainly Happy Chaos), IDWTBAMG, Gravity Falls, Gachiakuta, Cuphead, and a few other things mainly restricted to books.

✦ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 ✦ Original Characters

⤷ (TADC) Ego | Carnival!Ego | Boxer!Ego #1 | Boxer!Ego #2

⤷ (TADC) Carnival!Tin | Boxer!Tin | ⤷ (TADC) Carnival!Zest ⤷ (WH) Hayden Hornet

⤷ (Piece for Piece) Silas & Amos

⤷ (IDWTBAMG) Neptune | Neptune Relationships

Fanart & The Like

⤷ (TADC) Jax #1 | Jax #2 | Ragatha concept ( old ) | … ⤷ (WH) Lovelie Robs Fanart ( old ) | Comics / Other

TBA

✦ 𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐒 ✦

Art Based

⤷ @aapartrix

More centered around drawings, sketches, etc! Since I mainly Reblog things here.

[toiich]

Werner Herzog

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Buddy is like how the fuck did you get a picture of me

[callizinc]

Yes, artist who has commissions open for everyone. I... I would like to commission you. I would like to commission... [sniffles] A picture of my character. [Inhales really sharply] Please. If that's okay. And i'd like you to draw her looking... [Wipes tears from eye] Looking... super cool and. And awesome [voice wobbles] Please. If you can. It's okay if you can't. It's okay if that's not alright. It's [Sniffles loudly] It's okay. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You can use my money I'm giving you to beat me over the head until i am killed if you want

[callizinc]

Ok for the record this was meant to be a funny post and not an invitation for 5 bot accounts to materialize into existence in my dms.

Also: Do not fuck with me. I pay for commissions exclusively in pet game money. Get on my level

[callizinc]

This was not an invitation for 58498429383 bots to manifest in my comments section either

[callizinc]

Yes, artist who has commissions open for everyone. I... I would like to commission you. I would like to commission... [sniffles] A picture of my character. [Inhales really sharply] Please. If that's okay. And i'd like you to draw her looking... [Wipes tears from eye] Looking... super cool and. And awesome [voice wobbles] Please. If you can. It's okay if you can't. It's okay if that's not alright. It's [Sniffles loudly] It's okay. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You can use my money I'm giving you to beat me over the head until i am killed if you want

[teaboot]

I think that if you lose an arm and get fitted for a prosthetic u should get to refer to your prosthetist as your arms dealer

[teaboot]

And if it's a leg you can call them your footman like you're tge queen of france

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[claypigeonpottery]

I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed

I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao

[raychleadele]

I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no one’s looking and make it look like he’s actually eating it.

[raccootic]

stress response

part 1 since i did doodles for two parts part 2 VVVV

[trek-tracks]

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

[trek-tracks]

Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."

[trek-tracks]

This is the fifth anniversary of me receiving the paper that contained "Unused York City." With ChatGPT slop invading my classes like original thought-choking kudzu, I now look back on the copy-paste + Spinbot days with a surprising amount of rosy nostalgia.

I was once in the office and another professor called me over. She was teaching a course on global citizenship.

"I can't figure out what this student is writing about," she said. "She keeps using the phrase 'perspiration stores.' Perspiration stores this, perspiration stores that."

I glanced at the paper and read a paragraph.

"Friend," I said. "She's writing about sweatshops."

[clacy2812]

Lemme see your face - Part 1/3

Next

[tailsimp]

"Tenna is so violent!" "Tenna is never violent!" May I direct everyone to a third, much funnier option: Tenna is occasionally violent but it's all Looney Tunes type shit. He catches a bunch of pippins gambling backstage instead of doing their jobs? Grabs one, clasps his hands together to make the pipin into the shape of a bowling ball, then perfectly bowls it down the center into all the other pipins who are scattered like bowling pins. They all stand up with swirls in their eyes before shaking it off, laughing at Tenna as they scatter back to work. A shadowguy goes off script into an impassioned solo in the middle of a show, so Tenna puts one finger into the sax and it makes the top part explode when blown into, and the shadow guy is shown with his hat blown off and little music notes swirling around his head like old school stars to show he's dizzy. All the other shadowguys are laughing in saxophone sound effects at him as Tenna gets the show back on track. A Jongler turns off the volume at a wrong moment ruining a scene with confetti canons for the third time, so Tenna grabs him and shoots him out of a canon into the snowy area outside. The jongler does a Goofy-style scream all the way to where it lands- leaving a perfect silhouette in the snow when it does. With that out of the way Tenna adjusts his tie and- what do you MEAN everyone wants a turn to be shot out of the canon into the snow now-

Using the stage hook to get ppl off stage when they're on past cue, shocking them with electricity leaving them doing the silly poses with x-ray effects and frazzled fur/hair/clothes afterwards, stomping on them leaving them as silly shoe-shaped splats on the floor that someone peels off before shaking them back to normal- all done with that streak of Mean we can see in Tenna, but its all so silly & funny/causes so little actual discomfort which is why no one is actually scared of this man after the fact.

[oddthedreamer]

charmed by this post

[quasi-normalcy]

These people are sexual predators.

[lucinatural]

If you are in WASHINGTON this is not yet law, this initiative will be on the ballot Nov 3 THIS YEAR. VOTE NO. You have the ability to prevent this from becoming law.

[once-a-polecat]

Not only is this invasive as fuck, it also serves to discourage/exclude student athletes who are too poor to see a doctor regularly (or have unstable home lives). Who are some of the kids who need sports most.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

omg guys happy bone swallowing august

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[1lluminae-files]

UNMUTE!!

[teaboot]

POV u are delicious

[the-irreverend]

The GOAT