toaster

welcome to my corner of the interwebs

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[fairycosmos]

hey idk how to articulate this part of being mentally ill but basically i feel like my life has been stolen from me in the most literal way and i can’t explain it without sounding like im making a million pathetic excuses

[pityboy]

affirmations for when you have to send emails

[contemptible-scoundrel]

what's that? gen z is trying to make me jerk off and moan like a girl?

[evilwizard]

[lakevida]

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

[callizinc]

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

[kosmogrl]

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[mi-ciudad]

if you need me i'll be in the shower grabbing my own ass

[mi-ciudad]

and boobs

[mi-ciudad]

bouncing it up and down if you even care

[official-boob-posts]

yeah

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[defunctblog1]

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

[thetyrannosaur]

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[eridan-ampora]

girl what the hell is that

[tastylemonbread]

my #radiantworm

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]