It's me!!

wanna be my fwend?

[the-one-and-only-doreen-atwell]

@canon-defilement-is-a-sin what if we let the commenters choose what happens?

[canon-defilement-is-a-sin]

What a great idea!!

[the-one-and-only-doreen-atwell]

Alright and .. comments on.

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

I hate this tail I hate this tail I hate this tail....

[whre-are-my-arms-025]

(Commenting) stretch his limbs like spaghetti!

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

*since it can only work within the boundaries of the transformation, it stretches his spine instead*

STOP STOP STOP!!!

[watts-the-banana-connoisseur]

GIVE HIM BUCK TEETH LIKE SKIPPER

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

NOOOOO.... *his top front teeth stretch out extra long*

[silly-noisette]

MAKE HIM A BURGER!! with kel on top!

[canon-defilement-is-a-sin]

You all have a lot of impossible requests, you know.

[queen-of-terror-tenwen]

GIVE HIM ENLARGED TEETH

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

NNNNGGGHHHK-! *his fangs are now too big for his mouth, making him drool and slur his speech*

Shtop.....,,

[crenel-the-castles-wall]

BIGGER TEETH 🦷

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

noooooooooooo......no mooooore....

[ayame-hatano]

I'M FEELING PARTICULAR BLOODTHIRST SO MAKE HIS TEETH EVEN LARGER

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

Charlesh.....shtop....please......

[alpinia-ant]

give him big eyes!!

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

ACK!!! *his eyes get bigger - and he grows some more, too!*

[best-mother-hyun-ae]

He looks like a kitten.

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

n...no I don't....

[ploobie-the-friendly-pterodactyl]

MAKE HIM MEOW

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

M-Mrrp....-

Krrrp?! Myehhhh!!!! *he starts to panic*

[thisisrealmagic]

MAKE THE MOST VILE THING POSSIBLE HAPPEN

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

*he clutches his gut and screams bloody murder as a pair of Muse limbs rip from his abdomen in a shower of blood and viscera so explosive that it sends him flying into the wall behind him*

[thisisrealmagic]

MAKE SOMETHING EVEN WORSE HAPPEN

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

*all of the bones in his body crack and reshape at once, forcing him onto all six and causing him to vomit black bile from the sheer pain*

[news-reporter-lede]

WHAT?

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

v..v...v....Vicki.....

[news-reporter-lede]

IS THAT WESLEY???????????????

[canon-defilement-is-a-sin]

Anyone wanna mess with that little tiny brain of his :3 ?

[wild-west-vigilante]

Sure. His body will now contort normally with 0 pain.

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

*he relaxes with a whimper of gratitude as his hands reduce to useless appendages*

[hinagiku-grows-flower]

h.. he should feel happy, not sad!

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

*he starts purring as his tears cease to flow*

[thisreallyisntrealmagic]

TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM SNAILS UH IM HURRYING BEFORE THEY GET TO ME. I THINK HIS TEETH SHOULD SHORTEN

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

*the comically massive fangs no longer jut out of his mouth at awkward angles*

[princess-of-the-boreas]

his tail should shorten back to normal,,

[canon-defilement-is-a-sin]

HSSSSSSSSSS... MAKE HIS SKIN CONTORT AND TWIST INTO TENTACLES!!

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

EXCEPT THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN!!! his skin doesn't contort!!

[the-snickers-bar-enjoyer]

Why does my family suck ass 💔

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

which family doesn't atp..

[the-snickers-bar-enjoyer]

Owen's 💔

[hyper-python]

Owens mom here

he's my little munchkin and if anybody touches him they Will die

[the-snickers-bar]

Momma don't do anything to Sammy please please please please please not my wife

[hyper-python]

i promise i won't 👍 just saying..

[the-snickers-bar-enjoyer]

can you teach your son the concept of marriage plz it's cute and all but he seriously thinks we're legit married puh-lease 🫶

[hyper-python]

alright! Owie, marriage is when two adults get together and officiate their love for eachother, keyword.. adults.

[the-snickers-bar]

But aren't adults mature and big? I'm a big boy! >:[

[hyper-python]

I know you are, but.. you're not a grown man you're 14.

[the-snickers-bar]

15** >:[[ I'm basically grown.

[hyper-python]

Oops. Well.. the point still stands, hun!

[the-snickers-bar]

AWH :C but I do adult stuffs!!!!!

[hyper-python]

doesn't mean you're ready for marriage..

[the-snickers-bar]

Why not?! >:[

[hyper-python]

there's a lot that goes into a marriage, it can easily fall into chaos. Trust me, ask my aunt and uncle

[the-snickers-bar]

Awh....but.. :(

[hyper-python]

aww.. i don't like seeing you like this. Hmm.. AHA!! I KNOW! WE CAN DO A FAKE WEDDING!

[the-snickers-bar-enjoyer]

Don't let Mark be there. All I'm saying.

[mark-the-critical-guy]

:3

[the-snickers-bar]

If you ruin that wedding for me I'm ripping off Sonic's nose to shove up your ass, snatch your glasses and poke you in the eyes with them, make your head do a 360, and rip out your ribs. :3

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

OOOOOOOO...

[the-snickers-bar]

Hehe.

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

OOO, THAT WAS FUNNY!!

[cutlasscreature]

HMMM..... URGE 70 BEC0ME 0NE WI7H 7HE FUCKING 2L0P

[ayame-hatano]

THE SLOP???

[cutlasscreature]

7HE 2L0P.

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

i don't get it...

[cutlasscreature]

LIKE 7HI2

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

EWWW!! WHAT IS THAT!?

[cutlasscreature]

HMMM..... URGE 70 BEC0ME 0NE WI7H 7HE FUCKING 2L0P

[ayame-hatano]

THE SLOP???

[cutlasscreature]

7HE 2L0P.

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

i don't get it...

[seamstress-in-pink]

@genome-modification-go-brrr is.. is that all true?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

..........*puts his head in his hands with the smallest nod ever*

[seamstress-in-pink]

BUT WHY?! DID I MEAN NOTHING WHILE I WAS GONE!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i thought you were dead.... I thought Tanwen wouldn't leave a job unfinished...

[seamstress-in-pink]

I.. REALLY MEANT THAT LITTLE?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

You don't understand... You were dead!

[seamstress-in-pink]

I WAS IN A COMA??

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i didn't know that!!

[seamstress-in-pink]

HOW?! HOW SELFISH COULD YOU BE TO IMMEDIATELY JUST GO TO THE NEXT GIRL?! YOU PIG!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Rachel, that's not what happened!

[seamstress-in-pink]

she throws stuff at him

SURE IT WASNT! YOU LEFT ME LIKE A DIRTY GROSS HOG! YOU DIDN'T CARE EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE A CHILD!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

to be fair, I thought Shango was dead too.... I thought I'd lost everyone I loved!

[seamstress-in-pink]

YOU DON'T LOVE ANYBODY, JUST YOURSELF AND THAT SLUT!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I HATE MYSELF MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER HATE ME, AND SHE'S NOT A SLUT!!!

[seamstress-in-pink]

SURE YOU DO, I DOUBT YOU HATE YOURSELF, OH I KNOW YOU DON'T CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SAID THAT BEFORE. AND WHAT IS SHE THEN?? SHE SOUNDS LIKE A SLUTTY PROSTITUTE FROM THE STREETS FROM HER NAME ALONE

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

SHE'S THE QUEEN OF THE THUNDERCLAP ANGELS! And... Like I said... A lot has changed.

[seamstress-in-pink]

MORE LIKE QUEEN OF MAKING HUSBANDS CHEAT.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I NEVER CHEATED, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! I MOURNED YOU!

[seamstress-in-pink]

STOP LYING ALREADY! YOU JUST WENT TO THE NEWEST GIRL AROUND YOU LIKE THAT! YOUR DONT CARE AT ALL, AND YET.. i still did.. and do..

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Well you shouldn't care. I'm the reason Shango is dead. I'm the reason you've been in a coma. It's all. My. Fault.

[seamstress-in-pink]

WELL.. WELL IT'S TOO LATE TO TAKE IT BACK NOW.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I know. Which is why it ends now. *he storms out the door*

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

uhhhh...-

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

@dazzling-flash-dazz! I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU!

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

OH, ITS THE WALRUS. PARTYGOERS!! GO AND MAKE HIM ONE OF YOU!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Nice try, I've got headphones! And... This!! *he holds up the gun*

[yarnkins-crochette]

takes the headphones

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

EEEEK! GIVE THOSE BACK!!

[alexs-spongebobismyhusband-muse]

grabs the gun and twerks on it

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

yeesh... JADE, COME ON! WE NEED TO RUN!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!! CMON!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

WE CAN HIDE IN THERE!!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

WHERE?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

hff.. hff.... hfff.... Jade, are you okay?

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

yeah mr hippo-heavy, the fuck kinda room are we in.. it feels like the backrooms.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what are backrooms? Anyway, we need to barricade ourselves somewhere... There's gotta be stuff for that in these hospital rooms.

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

use ur hippo heavy butt!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

EEEEK! PARTYGOER! RUN!!

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

nuh uh! im sonc!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

you mean you're... not hypnotized?

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

ive been following jade the whole time!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

But are you hypnotized?

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

nuh uh! my ears r covered by.. my hair.. :(

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

good. Come on, into this room. We can barricade ourselves in there with the furniture inside.

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

oki! he hops onto his shoulder

let us enter, hungry hungry hippo!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Will folkel stop calling me animals? :( Anyway...

....oh, there's someone in the bed!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

huh? really?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

yeah, real....ly....

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

uhh.. bill?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

...............

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

bill? bill???

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

it....it can't be.......

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

huh-??

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

no... you're dead......I...I killed you!

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

YOU KILLED JADE!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

NO, IDIOT! I... killed Rachel.

[seamstress-in-pink]

huh..?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

........no......

[seamstress-in-pink]

what's going on-?? is.. is that you? william??

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

*his eyes go wide* R...Rac....

[seamstress-in-pink]

oh.. wh.. what a lovely sight to see, first thing..

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

R-Rachel.......... you're....a...alive...?

[seamstress-in-pink]

of course, darling.. how's shango-?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

he's, uh....... he's.......... He's fine, don't worry!

[seamstress-in-pink]

that's amazing, honey.. how have you been doing?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I've......been doing.....good! H..how are you..?

[seamstress-in-pink]

.. my head feels weird, darling. what have you been up too?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i...well.... there's a lot I have to fill you in on. Most pressing is that there's an angel hypnotizing everyone into drunken partygoers. She's not evil! She's just until the influence of something evil. I'm trying to stop her.

[seamstress-in-pink]

an angel!? oh dear, thought they were always nice.. imagine if you were to be in love with her, hah!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

................A-anyway... I think you might be safer here. I need to get my tranquilizer gun back and then I'll shoot her down and get her back to normal. Hopefully.

[seamstress-in-pink]

if i may ask, who is this angel?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Her name is Dazz. Now she goes by Party-shocker, but only because she's under the influence of a superstar.

[seamstress-in-pink]

ohh, and how do you know this lady?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

she...I... I've spent a lot of time around angels recently.

[seamstress-in-pink]

huh-? something feels.. wrong.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

What...? N-nothing's wrong! Don't worry! I've just... been through a lot.

[seamstress-in-pink]

i know but.. something feels amiss..

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I'm just... shocked... I thought you were dead!

[seamstress-in-pink]

the last thing i remember is this repulsive fire thing stabbing me.. she tries sitting up, but her back hurts too much

oww..

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

*gulp* I-it's okay... just rest. Knocking Dazz out should only take a moment, you know?

[seamstress-in-pink]

are you okay..?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Y-yeah, don't worry about me!

[seamstress-in-pink]

i.. can't be so sure

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

....?

[seamstress-in-pink]

i don't want you getting hurt! you.. break bones so easily..

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I'll be fine. I've suffered way worse than some broken bones recently.

[seamstress-in-pink]

oh, but the thought of my love getting hurt hurts me..

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

*flinch* U-uhm... I'll be fine!

[seamstress-in-pink]

oh, my love.. are you sure you'll be okay? i adore you so much.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I. uh.

[seamstress-in-pink]

huh?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

IT WAS ME

[seamstress-in-pink]

WHA.. ??

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

IWASTHEONEWHOSTABBEDYOUANDLANDEDYOUHEREANDSHANGOISN'TOKAYHE'SDEADANDREINCARNATEDASATHUNDERCLAPANGELANDANDAND-

[seamstress-in-pink]

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! WHATS NEXT.. ?!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

A-A-A-A-AND I'M IN LOVE WITH DAZZ...

[seamstress-in-pink]

she freezes

What.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

*passes out whilst foaming at the mouth due to panic*

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

oo, rabies!! bites him

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

nnngh... Stop that....

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

ur lady is crying?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

@dazzling-flash-dazz! I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU!

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

OH, ITS THE WALRUS. PARTYGOERS!! GO AND MAKE HIM ONE OF YOU!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Nice try, I've got headphones! And... This!! *he holds up the gun*

[yarnkins-crochette]

takes the headphones

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

EEEEK! GIVE THOSE BACK!!

[alexs-spongebobismyhusband-muse]

grabs the gun and twerks on it

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

yeesh... JADE, COME ON! WE NEED TO RUN!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!! CMON!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

WE CAN HIDE IN THERE!!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

WHERE?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

hff.. hff.... hfff.... Jade, are you okay?

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

yeah mr hippo-heavy, the fuck kinda room are we in.. it feels like the backrooms.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what are backrooms? Anyway, we need to barricade ourselves somewhere... There's gotta be stuff for that in these hospital rooms.

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

use ur hippo heavy butt!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

EEEEK! PARTYGOER! RUN!!

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

nuh uh! im sonc!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

you mean you're... not hypnotized?

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

ive been following jade the whole time!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

But are you hypnotized?

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

nuh uh! my ears r covered by.. my hair.. :(

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

good. Come on, into this room. We can barricade ourselves in there with the furniture inside.

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

oki! he hops onto his shoulder

let us enter, hungry hungry hippo!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Will folkel stop calling me animals? :( Anyway...

....oh, there's someone in the bed!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

huh? really?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

yeah, real....ly....

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

uhh.. bill?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

...............

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

bill? bill???

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

it....it can't be.......

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

huh-??

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

no... you're dead......I...I killed you!

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

YOU KILLED JADE!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

NO, IDIOT! I... killed Rachel.

[seamstress-in-pink]

huh..?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

........no......

[seamstress-in-pink]

what's going on-?? is.. is that you? william??

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

*his eyes go wide* R...Rac....

[seamstress-in-pink]

oh.. wh.. what a lovely sight to see, first thing..

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

R-Rachel.......... you're....a...alive...?

[seamstress-in-pink]

of course, darling.. how's shango-?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

he's, uh....... he's.......... He's fine, don't worry!

[seamstress-in-pink]

that's amazing, honey.. how have you been doing?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I've......been doing.....good! H..how are you..?

[seamstress-in-pink]

.. my head feels weird, darling. what have you been up too?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i...well.... there's a lot I have to fill you in on. Most pressing is that there's an angel hypnotizing everyone into drunken partygoers. She's not evil! She's just until the influence of something evil. I'm trying to stop her.

[seamstress-in-pink]

an angel!? oh dear, thought they were always nice.. imagine if you were to be in love with her, hah!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

................A-anyway... I think you might be safer here. I need to get my tranquilizer gun back and then I'll shoot her down and get her back to normal. Hopefully.

[seamstress-in-pink]

if i may ask, who is this angel?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Her name is Dazz. Now she goes by Party-shocker, but only because she's under the influence of a superstar.

[seamstress-in-pink]

ohh, and how do you know this lady?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

she...I... I've spent a lot of time around angels recently.

[seamstress-in-pink]

huh-? something feels.. wrong.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

What...? N-nothing's wrong! Don't worry! I've just... been through a lot.

[seamstress-in-pink]

i know but.. something feels amiss..

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I'm just... shocked... I thought you were dead!

[seamstress-in-pink]

the last thing i remember is this repulsive fire thing stabbing me.. she tries sitting up, but her back hurts too much

oww..

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

*gulp* I-it's okay... just rest. Knocking Dazz out should only take a moment, you know?

[seamstress-in-pink]

are you okay..?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Y-yeah, don't worry about me!

[seamstress-in-pink]

i.. can't be so sure

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

....?

[seamstress-in-pink]

i don't want you getting hurt! you.. break bones so easily..

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I'll be fine. I've suffered way worse than some broken bones recently.

[seamstress-in-pink]

oh, but the thought of my love getting hurt hurts me..

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

*flinch* U-uhm... I'll be fine!

[seamstress-in-pink]

oh, my love.. are you sure you'll be okay? i adore you so much.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I. uh.

[seamstress-in-pink]

huh?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

IT WAS ME

[seamstress-in-pink]

WHA.. ??

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

IWASTHEONEWHOSTABBEDYOUANDLANDEDYOUHEREANDSHANGOISN'TOKAYHE'SDEADANDREINCARNATEDASATHUNDERCLAPANGELANDANDAND-

[seamstress-in-pink]

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! WHATS NEXT.. ?!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

A-A-A-A-AND I'M IN LOVE WITH DAZZ...

[seamstress-in-pink]

she freezes

What.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

*passes out whilst foaming at the mouth due to panic*

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

oo, rabies!! bites him

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

@dazzling-flash-dazz! I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU!

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

OH, ITS THE WALRUS. PARTYGOERS!! GO AND MAKE HIM ONE OF YOU!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Nice try, I've got headphones! And... This!! *he holds up the gun*

[yarnkins-crochette]

takes the headphones

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

EEEEK! GIVE THOSE BACK!!

[alexs-spongebobismyhusband-muse]

grabs the gun and twerks on it

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

yeesh... JADE, COME ON! WE NEED TO RUN!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!! CMON!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

WE CAN HIDE IN THERE!!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

WHERE?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

hff.. hff.... hfff.... Jade, are you okay?

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

yeah mr hippo-heavy, the fuck kinda room are we in.. it feels like the backrooms.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what are backrooms? Anyway, we need to barricade ourselves somewhere... There's gotta be stuff for that in these hospital rooms.

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

use ur hippo heavy butt!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

EEEEK! PARTYGOER! RUN!!

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

nuh uh! im sonc!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

you mean you're... not hypnotized?

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

ive been following jade the whole time!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

But are you hypnotized?

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

nuh uh! my ears r covered by.. my hair.. :(

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

good. Come on, into this room. We can barricade ourselves in there with the furniture inside.

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

oki! he hops onto his shoulder

let us enter, hungry hungry hippo!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Will folkel stop calling me animals? :( Anyway...

....oh, there's someone in the bed!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

huh? really?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

yeah, real....ly....

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

uhh.. bill?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

...............

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

bill? bill???

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

it....it can't be.......

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

huh-??

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

no... you're dead......I...I killed you!

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

YOU KILLED JADE!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

@dazzling-flash-dazz! I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU!

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

OH, ITS THE WALRUS. PARTYGOERS!! GO AND MAKE HIM ONE OF YOU!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Nice try, I've got headphones! And... This!! *he holds up the gun*

[yarnkins-crochette]

takes the headphones

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

EEEEK! GIVE THOSE BACK!!

[alexs-spongebobismyhusband-muse]

grabs the gun and twerks on it

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

yeesh... JADE, COME ON! WE NEED TO RUN!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!! CMON!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

WE CAN HIDE IN THERE!!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

WHERE?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

hff.. hff.... hfff.... Jade, are you okay?

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

yeah mr hippo-heavy, the fuck kinda room are we in.. it feels like the backrooms.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what are backrooms? Anyway, we need to barricade ourselves somewhere... There's gotta be stuff for that in these hospital rooms.

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

use ur hippo heavy butt!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

EEEEK! PARTYGOER! RUN!!

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

nuh uh! im sonc!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

you mean you're... not hypnotized?

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

ive been following jade the whole time!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

But are you hypnotized?

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

nuh uh! my ears r covered by.. my hair.. :(

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

good. Come on, into this room. We can barricade ourselves in there with the furniture inside.

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

oki! he hops onto his shoulder

let us enter, hungry hungry hippo!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

@dazzling-flash-dazz! I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU!

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

OH, ITS THE WALRUS. PARTYGOERS!! GO AND MAKE HIM ONE OF YOU!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Nice try, I've got headphones! And... This!! *he holds up the gun*

[yarnkins-crochette]

takes the headphones

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

EEEEK! GIVE THOSE BACK!!

[alexs-spongebobismyhusband-muse]

grabs the gun and twerks on it

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

yeesh... JADE, COME ON! WE NEED TO RUN!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!! CMON!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

WE CAN HIDE IN THERE!!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

WHERE?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

hff.. hff.... hfff.... Jade, are you okay?

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

yeah mr hippo-heavy, the fuck kinda room are we in.. it feels like the backrooms.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what are backrooms? Anyway, we need to barricade ourselves somewhere... There's gotta be stuff for that in these hospital rooms.

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

use ur hippo heavy butt!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

EEEEK! PARTYGOER! RUN!!

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

nuh uh! im sonc!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

you mean you're... not hypnotized?

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

ive been following jade the whole time!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

But are you hypnotized?

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

nuh uh! my ears r covered by.. my hair.. :(

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

@dazzling-flash-dazz! I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU!

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

OH, ITS THE WALRUS. PARTYGOERS!! GO AND MAKE HIM ONE OF YOU!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Nice try, I've got headphones! And... This!! *he holds up the gun*

[yarnkins-crochette]

takes the headphones

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

EEEEK! GIVE THOSE BACK!!

[alexs-spongebobismyhusband-muse]

grabs the gun and twerks on it

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

yeesh... JADE, COME ON! WE NEED TO RUN!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!! CMON!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

WE CAN HIDE IN THERE!!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

WHERE?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

hff.. hff.... hfff.... Jade, are you okay?

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

yeah mr hippo-heavy, the fuck kinda room are we in.. it feels like the backrooms.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what are backrooms? Anyway, we need to barricade ourselves somewhere... There's gotta be stuff for that in these hospital rooms.

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

use ur hippo heavy butt!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

EEEEK! PARTYGOER! RUN!!

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

nuh uh! im sonc!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

you mean you're... not hypnotized?

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

ive been following jade the whole time!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

@dazzling-flash-dazz! I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU!

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

OH, ITS THE WALRUS. PARTYGOERS!! GO AND MAKE HIM ONE OF YOU!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Nice try, I've got headphones! And... This!! *he holds up the gun*

[yarnkins-crochette]

takes the headphones

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

EEEEK! GIVE THOSE BACK!!

[alexs-spongebobismyhusband-muse]

grabs the gun and twerks on it

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

yeesh... JADE, COME ON! WE NEED TO RUN!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!! CMON!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

WE CAN HIDE IN THERE!!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

WHERE?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

hff.. hff.... hfff.... Jade, are you okay?

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

yeah mr hippo-heavy, the fuck kinda room are we in.. it feels like the backrooms.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what are backrooms? Anyway, we need to barricade ourselves somewhere... There's gotta be stuff for that in these hospital rooms.

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

use ur hippo heavy butt!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

EEEEK! PARTYGOER! RUN!!

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

nuh uh! im sonc!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

@dazzling-flash-dazz! I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU!

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

OH, ITS THE WALRUS. PARTYGOERS!! GO AND MAKE HIM ONE OF YOU!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Nice try, I've got headphones! And... This!! *he holds up the gun*

[yarnkins-crochette]

takes the headphones

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

EEEEK! GIVE THOSE BACK!!

[alexs-spongebobismyhusband-muse]

grabs the gun and twerks on it

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

yeesh... JADE, COME ON! WE NEED TO RUN!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!! CMON!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

WE CAN HIDE IN THERE!!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

WHERE?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

hff.. hff.... hfff.... Jade, are you okay?

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

yeah mr hippo-heavy, the fuck kinda room are we in.. it feels like the backrooms.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what are backrooms? Anyway, we need to barricade ourselves somewhere... There's gotta be stuff for that in these hospital rooms.

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

use ur hippo heavy butt!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

@mystical-angel-slayer alright... Act like you're hypnotized. She's got some popcorn over there that she's eating while watching the chaos.

[mystical-angel-slayer]

alright, ill take the pills.

she begins to walk over

WOOOOOOO!!! IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE!

[yarnkins-crochette]

IKR?? WOOFOOHOHOHOHHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOO

he grabs delmare and begins dancing

[mystical-angel-slayer]

WAIT NO-

the pill bottle drops, revealing the pills and water, the label falls off

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

huh-? DELMARE!!!

[mystical-angel-slayer]

.. YES?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

*he's shaking with rage* YOU LIED TO ME! AGAIN!

[mystical-angel-slayer]

WELL.. I.. UH..

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

*lunges at her and grabs her, ripping her hood and headphones off* PARTY-SHOCKER!! I FOUND THIS ONE PLOTTING YOUR MURDER! You should do something nasty to punish her...

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

she grabs.. bill?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

NO, NOT ME, HER!!!

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

I FOUND THE WALRUS! NOW, PARTYGOERS, WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH HIM?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PUT ME DOWN!! IT WAS HER TRYING TO ASSASSINATE YOU!!

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

BILL HELP-

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

...Dazz?

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

SORRY, SOMETHING GOT SCREWY, BUT WHAT WAS I SAYING, GOOD SUGGESTION KERREL, BUT WHAT ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE?

[moooooo101]

I second Kerrel's idea!!

[sailor-lilac-love]

WHY AM I EVEN HERE WHATS GOING ON BUT NO

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

YEAH!!!!!!!!!! WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!!

[best-mother-hyun-ae]

DO WHAT THE COW SAID.

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

uhhh... Maybe we don't transform him? Like... At all?

[uhjhsrbdeyloo]

YEAH I AGREE

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

*suspicious stare*

[uhjhsrbdeyloo]

hi wessy 🥺🥺

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

S-so we're tied.... Right?

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

HOWS ABOUT THIS, SINCE TRANSFORMATION IS OVERDONE, SHOULD WE BREAK HIM MENTALLY OR NAH?

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

Phew... At least I won't see anything else traumatizing...

[sailor-lilac-love]

NO!!!

[apollos-museings]

Maybe we shouldn't torture some random guy?

[sailor-lilac-love]

gee YA THINK?

[spamton-minus-the-spam]

HEY HOW ABOUT WE DO BOTH?!?!

[sailor-lilac-love]

OKAY YEAH NO. ARE ME AND APOLLO THE ONLY NORMAL PEOPLE HERE

[spamton-minus-the-spam]

NO SHIT THE REST OF US ARE VERY, VERY DRUNK!

[sailor-lilac-love]

GO FUCK YOUR GOTH MOTH WIFE OR SOMETHING

[canon-defilement-is-a-sin]

i personally vote chimera... I could use some food.

[the-one-and-only-doreen-atwell]

HEYYYYYYY GIRLRRL ITZZZ ME DORRY

she lets down her hair and throws her glasses off

[kerrel-collby]

hoooooooolyyyyyyyy shit,,, 💖💖💖💖 *her and mother both race toward her*

[the-one-and-only-doreen-atwell]

MAMA TENTACLES WATS UP PRETTY

[canon-defilement-is-a-sin]

prrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~!!

[the-one-and-only-doreen-atwell]

YOU WANNA MAKE OUT OR SUMNN

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

*tries to worm his way away from party-shocker*

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

HI BILL!!!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

HELP MEEEEEE!!!!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

JUMP INTO MY ARMS!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

OK!!!!

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

OOOOWWW MY BACK BUT LETS GO

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I hope Delmare has been hypnotized by now... We need a plan B.

[dreaming-to-be-actress-jade]

MY BAACCKK..

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

sorry... Anyway, I was thinking we could use some of the tranquilizers that HMF uses to sedate their assets to knock out party-shocker.

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

HI FWEND!

[spamton-minus-the-spam]

Wow... that's a big storm!

[super-duper-real-peppino]

It be funny if you walked in it i think

[spamton-minus-the-spam]

Shut the fuck up Nasty

[super-duper-real-peppino]

how about you get smaller nose twiggy?

[spamton-minus-the-spam]

How about you get an original body?

[super-duper-real-peppino]

give me tracy for fair deal.

[spamton-minus-the-spam]

Absolutely fucking not.

[super-duper-real-peppino]

why not???

[spamton-minus-the-spam]

Because she's MI-*gets struck by lightning*

[super-duper-real-peppino]

HAHHAHAH- gets struck by lightning not even a second later

[thea-for-freedom]

Ugh, you idiots. I think we have more pressing problems! Such as the golden angel in the middle of the storm?!

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

NAMES PARTY-SHOCKER, DUMBASS

[thea-for-freedom]

Oh, like I knew that! Why are you here?

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

FOR A PARTY OF A LIFETIME!

[thea-for-freedom]

Cool, I'm in

[dazzling-flash-dazz]

HOW ABOUT WE START THINGS UP WITH A MESOCYCLONE FOR YOU?

[thea-for-freedom]

....oh no..

[marching-pitchy-pitch]

🤦‍♀️

[thea-for-freedom]

Oh, don't you start! Run south!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

haha thea caused the end of the world

[thea-for-freedom]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND RUN SOUTH! (Wait, why am I telling you how to run from a tornado?)

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

oo.. pretty wind..

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!! FIRE!!!!!

[dynamiteman]

JUST FOUND OUT SOME PEOPLE RAP BATTLE THAT SONIC.EXE THING. OF ALL THINGS TO DO, WHY GO WITH SLAM POETRY WHEN YOU CAN SLAM THAT RAT INTO THE GROUND? THAT'S WHAT I'D DO IF I WERE YOU

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

NO

[dynamiteman]

IS YOUR LAST NAME ".EXE?" NO? THEN I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU.

[sonc-the-blue-rat]

HES MY UNCLE????