Getting brain damage from pissing myself off

Coyote - 199X - Queer Wikipedia Boyfriend

[penandinkprincess]

"Why must we Madonna/whore the vegetables?" is a phrase I just felt super glue itself in my lexicon immediately

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[technofeudalism]

even in the after life i cannot catch a break

[grawly]

i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

[foxydunsparce]

YOU HAVE A VAGINA?

[segamascott]

we are the daughters of the landmines your grandpa didn't step on

[pjackk]

why u so damn weird dude

NO DICK 3 DAYS + BUNGRY AF

[allaboutrings]

Antique Victorian 15k Gold Carved Bird Chalcedony Sweetheart Ring

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[darkwarlock707]

For those who thought that this was Nintendo baiting people into posting videos for them to take down, (as I initially did, admittedly), it’s actually people posting pictures of YouTube takedown notices. Nintendo didn’t bait anyone...They walked into a metaphorical garden rake.

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[spidersinmysoup]

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

[ashstfu]

[3000s]

getting someone pregnant should be more complicated for straight people it should involve a third person all the time

[3000s]

it should take at least 3 people

[capnsoapy]

Environmental storytelling