Getting brain damage from pissing myself off

Coyote - 199X - Queer Wikipedia Boyfriend

[pixeltards]

[pjackk]

One time i got sucked up by a ufo im not joking

[vampsprite]

what happebned

[pjackk]

On god they were being super mean to me like they were flicking my head and shit the grey aliens were flicking my head and punching my nose and giving me noogies and shoving me and shit....

[jumex]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[jennifersbod]

anyway normalize women not wanting children as a happy ending

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[tevruden]

Yeah this can't be left in the notes

[pangur-and-grim]

pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows

[melonflavored]

I know we joke and all but i think my mind is destroyed for real

[minmos]

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

[minmos]

ITWONT LET ME CHANGE IT

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[softwaring]

made a pride flag using landscape photos ive taken <3

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[dogpuppy]

[kuttithevangu]

Instead of doomscrolling lately I have been reading my PDFs and it turns out if you do this you learn a whole bunch of stuff. I’m afraid I must recommend it

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

[here-by-chance]

im obsessed

[the-real-seebs]

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.