#1 Holy Trinity Trash

Hartbig fics inspired by songs! One shots and SFW because my smut writing is actual trash. Will always sail the Hartbig ship, no matter what. Open to suggestions :)

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

THIS WORKS!!

[realglucose-deactivated20191201]

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

[songsofhartbig-blog]

I feel like an ass

Yall. I feel like an ass. I go ghost for so long, come back, say sorry, make empty promises, and go ghost again. Life’s super busy, friends. Despite not having practically any time to write anymore, I still genuinely enjoy it very much. I can’t promise I’ll have something out soon, and I can’t promise that I’ll be super active in the near future. But, I can promise that at some point, I will upload a lil something!! Just need some time and a little inspiration, and hopefully that’ll come sometime in the near future. Thanks to everyone sticking through my unintentional hiatus(es), I say it a lot but I truly and wholeheartedly appreciate every single person that follows me, whether you never interact with me or always do. I hope you’re having a great morning/afternoon/evening/night, whatever it is for you :)

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[frontpagewoman]

[songsofhartbig-blog]

Hey everyone, sorry for being ghost the past week. The first week of college is always pretty hectic, and on top of that I got news that another one of my friends passed away in a car accident yesterday. So I probably won’t be on for at least another few days. Thanks for understanding <3

[dundermifflinscranton]

[marci1900]

[sharkboxes]

[djjamesstockdale-deactivated201]

[the-pottydactyl]

[stupidcoffeebaby]

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

[asking-jude]

I’ve always liked quiet people: You never know if they’re dancing in a daydream or if they’re carrying the weight of the world.

John Green (via asking-jude)

[stariousfalls]

oh hi, thanks for checking in im:

still a piece of garbage

[paleinthenight]

Things on my mind right now:

1. you 2. you 3. you 4. you 5. you

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

[coffeestainedx]

David Bowie - Interview - Afternoon plus - 1979  [x]

[chaos--themralds]

Not much has changed in the way people treat bisexuality smh

[reaperfromtheabyss]

“are you bisexual” “yes” “i’m not sure i understand” “I’m bisexual” “what do you mean” “ThAT I AM BISEXUAL”

[overpricedvodka]

A Black WOMAN roped the Confederate statue to be pulled down in Durham yesterday.

A Black WOMAN climbed a flagpole in Columbia to take down the Confederate flag.

Three Black WOMEN brought us Black Lives Matter and jumpstarted a movement.

A Black WOMAN was the first African-American to put themselves in the running for a major party nomination for President.

A Black WOMAN refused to give up her seat on a bus.

A Black WOMAN made some 13 trips back to the South to shuttle slaves north to Freedom.

Are y'all hearing me this morning?