carnivorous birds

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[nyancrimew]

[dailysnoopy]

[dqnquality]

[vincent2845]

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[emwheezie]

Salad

[segamascott]

[x-creature-feature-x]

when i was 10 same sex marriage was legalised in england and wales. that summer i went to so many weddings. there were weeks i went to a wedding every single day, some days we had to choose which wedding to go to. i loved it cuz i got to dress up and hang out w a bunch of happy ppl and eat food and dance. when i see that quote abt how gay ppl during the aids crisis had to choose between funerals it reminds me of that summer. of how far weve come and how far we still have to go. hiv is now controllable with a pill once a day. only 6 ppl have ever been cured of aids. the uk wasnt hit nearly as hard by hiv/aids as other countries like it, partly cuz of a massive public information campaign. 20,000 ppl still died. i went to so many 10 year anniversary parties last year.

[fairycosmos]

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

[weepingchoir]

When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like I’ve been at war with the world for 29 years.

[elexuscal]

#when a book is bad you can be like. wow what a fascinating insight into One Guy's personal issues#when a movie is bad it's like. hundreds of people thousands of hours and millions of dollars were marshalled to make this thing#and it Completely Sucks (@specialagentartemis)

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you just teleported to the last movie you watched! are you doomed?

yes

no

oh no

fuck yea

results

Voting ended onMay 11

[little-cereal-draws]

I wholeheartedly believe ppl should start saying, “But Brutus is an honorable man" instead of "I'm going to kill myself" when something inconveniencing happens

[joleneghoul]

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

[toskarin]

you ever drop the ramen in the water and think about how much it would suck to be on it like a little raft. just making conversation

[pangur-and-grim]

[wordfather]