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[perths]

real

[loth-catgirl]

this gets funnier the older you reblog it

[probablybadrpgideas]

Being recruited to keep various relics and artifacts safe from a dimension hopping organization known only as "The British Museum".

[manicpixiedckgirl]

[breakbeatbun]

the wizard is casting smells at me like you wouldn't believe

[high-quality-tiktoks]

German learns about tipping in America

[left-reminders]

Another German from 200 years ago felt similar

[madderhatter]

[brown-bear-64]

Sound ON

[guooey]

this guy suuuucksss he can't catch anythingggg

[ampervadasz]

[teaboot]

Bruh your cat is getting ratatouille'd

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Rich little high elf cleric: hey I’m just gonna pay in gold because I’m to lazy to split into copper.

Dm: alright, the bartender says you can drink as much as you want and he thanks you for your generosity.

Bard, who has been the instigator in almost all shenanagains: hey get like twenty and see how many you can drink

Cleric, who’s a bit of a drunk: yeah alright

Dm: really guys?

Both: yeah.

Dm: fine. The bartender gives you twenty glasses.

Cleric proceeds to drink as many as he can, until he hurls at 11, while bard places bets with the villagers. As bard drags cleric out, she turns and throws a few handfuls of cleric’s gold from out of his pouch. The villagers love them. The guards hate them.

[jncos]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Hang on

Humans and other "good" species (dwarves, elves, halflings, etc) are usually diurnal- we're active during the day.

As such, we associate the light with "goodness", and thus refer to good things with terminology referencing light, the sun, and so forth.

Orcs, goblins, trolls, etc follow "dark lords" and "dark religions", they live in "dark kingdoms" and join "the forces of darkness".

They're also usually nocturnal.

I'm starting to see where the cultural confusion may have come from here.

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[littlehen]

[easterbunnymundlover]

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Need some extra motivation to get out of bed? Here's Astarion telling you to "Get the fuck up" EDIT: YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT DIRECTLY HERE

[ristay]

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[iced-bees]

[varijacija]

[h0nex]

call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[autie-j]

Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like “Evil volcano inspection unit” and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.

[themodernmaccabee]

Love the implication here that the one ring would have little to no effect on Bugs

[tyrantisterror]

To be fair, it’s canonically established in Lord of the Rings that Tom Bombadil, an inexplicable magical trickster, is unaffected by the ring, and the only reason they don’t give the job to him is because Tom Bombadil is a silly little man who’s easily distracted and just wants to spend time with his hot wife.

Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, loves nothing more than fucking over self-important dickheads, and is also an inexplicable magical trickster, so he would in fact be perfect for this mission.

[unassimilatedsoul]

The One Ring may not tempt Bugs, but he’d have other problems with the mission: he’d get lost halfway there (”I knew I should’ve made a left turn at Albuquerque”) and get distracted enough to hand the One RIng to Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam as a prank, only for it to be stolen by Daffy Duck, leading to an ever-increasing number of characters on an increasingly-destructive chase across Middle Earth as everyone keeps stealing it from each other, (Bugs would definitely pull the “evil volcano inspector” gag to get into Mordor, and he’d then immediately turn around and pose as a customs agent stopping whoever currently has the ring at the border and relieving them of it as “contraband”) culminating in an all-out brawl at Mount Doom.  Bugs manages to reclaim the ring one last time as everyone else is busy fighting each other, only for Daffy to come out of nowhere and grab it out of his hands.  Laughing maniacally, Daffy doesn’t realize that his victory dance has taken him right off the edge off a cliff - until Bugs points it out, at which point gravity reasserts itself, and Daffy and the ring both plunge to the fiery depths below

[eastofthemoon]

Daffy would just be crawling out of the volcano, feathers completely gone and he’s brunt to a crisp while Bugs is eating a carrot and just says:

“Got a good tan, doc?” “YOU’RE DESPICABLE!”

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

…now I need a drawing of Daffy-Gollum and Bugs-Frodo reenacting this.

[saint-batrick]

…shit, i wish i could art.

[ms-demeanor]