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@sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob
one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me
(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow
Are you telling me a chumba tubthumped this wamba?
has anybody heard of writing / knows anything about how to do it
oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though
why the fuck is the muppet joker here. wait is THIS the chucklefuck that my ex-monkeys hired to replace me
[freeze frame] yeah thats me. you're probably wondering how i got here. me too. i dont remember anything ever so i need to see this as much as you do [unfreeze frame]
no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?
“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck
having a character you really really like thats permanently attached to some guy you don't care a lot about
at least the colour green exists
[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere
"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are
my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.
Your monkeys ?
those aren’t mine.
FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it
immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport
during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?
you cant employ me in a way that matters
i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything
