let's make a pillow fort

Margo // 23 // she // Poland

[cozycryptidcorner]

and i give you all the yassified version of the vvitch.

Jahzeiah is a newcomer to your colony! he came from one just beyond the mountains. why did he leave? oh. uh...

everyone is shocked and in awe that he managed to survive the bacchanal demons lurking in the forest! surely this is all god's plan, after all, what else could have protected him thru the dangers of this strange new planet?

he seems kind of familiar! even though you've never seen him before. everything about him feels like... like you should know. as if he's a home you were never supposed to leave.

he keeps sneaking glances at you. talking to you whenever it's possibly appropriate. but the holy leader is becoming bitter and suspicious...

[normal-horoscopes]

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED "Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn Court)]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I APPROACH THE BLENDER]

[normal-ghost]

my beloved mutual, were you aware that you’re the funniest person on the planet?

[lukeios]

To ppl that follow me: please have at least some reblogs and likes on your blog. Pretty sure I just blocked a mcl player, who didn't reblog stuff but had some fandom likes and follows. And now I cannot find it

[tetrakys]

Okay I'm doing this, I'm writing Lance/Valkyon Alternate route. I'm saying it here as well so you all hold me accountable because I have the tendency to start writing projects and never completing them.

The story is @chinomiko 's. She gave me the whole plot and we brainstorm together, I am just writing it, being faithful to what the characters were always supposed to be according to their personality and backstory. So again, it's her story and her characters, I'm just the hand holding the pen.

[licuadora-nasir]

U fucking better do it or I'll choke ur face in pizza

[lukeios]

I will help you if she won't do it.

I will personally illustrate it, if anything gets posted tho 🧐 so choose wisely 👀🐤

[ireneluv23]

I’ll always say that romance in fantasy is way superior to contemporary settings cuz like it just hits dif yk? like if the dark morally gray prince/lord tells his love interest that he’ll burn the world if anything happens to her YOU KNOW he’ll DELIVER if provoked. Now, what’s bradley from the football team gonna do to deliver huh? Burn the whole campus with his vape and nicotine addiction??? Like come on now??

or like If the fae warrior says he’s gonna hunt down anyone that hurts FL you just know he’s gonna literally slay a person but like what’s Bob from the office gonna do to hunt down their enemies?? Like file a complaint to hr?? Alright….?? 

[angy-grrr]

i am officially a manly man. I am a man. And I am manly. Because of this fact, I get to say what’s gay from the clarity manliness gives to the chosen ones. The alpha, the omega, and everything in between. Bkdk canon because I am a straight manly man and I know better. 

[licuadora-nasir]

i am officially a manly man. I am a man. And I am manly. Because of this fact, I get to say what’s gay from the clarity manliness gives to the chosen ones. The alpha, the omega, and everything in between. Bkdk canon because I am a straight manly man and I know better. 

[lukeios]

[lukeios]

I am going to seduce young templar!Cullen out of the Tower. There is nothing that will stop me. May the Maker watch over Thedas, cos i will do unspeakable things, to ensure he is happy and content 😌

[lukeios]

Mia, I beg you, send me the titles of the songs from this playlist. Why did you made this amazing thing private 🥺🥺🥺

[byjove]

I like stories where a normal human child is being raised by a sinister supernatural being who is totally malevolent except when it comes to their kid. Those are so much better than the “kids are scary” changeling type horror movies.

[byjove]

Like a perfectly well-adjusted well-mannered friendly child that is like “This is my dad, Surazal. He comes out of the mirrors in dark rooms. He makes really good blood pudding but he’s bad at playing catch. Most people can’t see his corporal form but I can because he says I have special eyes.”

[byjove]

“Mom says that you can stay over but you have to promise not to leave my room between midnight and 1 am. You can play Mario Cart with me! But you have to knock on every closed door in the house before entering just because dad might be in there and if you look upon his visage without drinking the holy fruit juice, you might go crazy or something. Also dad is really excited I have a new friend and he’s going to to make hardtack and mystery stew for us! You’ll love it!”

[byjove]

In high school the kid gets a friend that is an amateur demonologist who initially befriends them in hopes of exorcizing their house but ends up becoming buddies with Surazal too because they crave parental affection.

[byjove]

Surazal stands at the end of the vast dark hallway and says “You Too Have Special Eyes, Little One. You Can See Me Without Being Taken By The Madness. Within You, I Sense Great Turmoil And Sadness. In My Younger Years, I Would Have Exploited The Sadness As Weakness In Your Very Soul. I Would Have Worn Your Skin Like A Mask And Run Through The Village Streets, Supping Blood From Every Man I Encountered. But Now I Have No Use For Woe. Perhaps You Would Like To Watch Beetlejuice In The Family Room With My Daughter While I Prepare Cupcakes. I Am Sensing You Have A Fondness for Red Velvet.”

[rotationalsymmetry]

Monsterfucking is out. Monsterparenting is in.

[fierceawakening]

Why would you hide this in the tags

[libbyframe]

Cat witch party

[shirleyjacksons]

not an anti or a pro-shipper but a third secret thing (adult with job)

[evilvillain123456789]

ATTENTION!

FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED

[gossiping-about-dead-ppl]

i got merchant

[werewolfetone]

Also, here’s the assigner link for convenience

[obsidieneyes-deactivated2024021]

[echtach-messy-place-deactivated]

LMAO

@kanraandchrome​ YOU NEED TO DO IT

[kanraandchrome]

HAHAHA FITTING

[lukeios]

[mandy-lane]

yeah

[bookish-brain]

I keep seeing hot takes about the baby plot line in ACOSF and the only thing I have to say about it is that I would pay money to see Rhys fight Edward Cullen

they exist on opposite ends of a spectrum with Rhys' end being "this baby might kill my wife but I'm just not gonna say shit" and Edward's end being "this baby might kill my wife so I'm gonna tell her to deletus the fetus"

[sydneymack]

Tamlin - A Court of Thorns and Roses

Artist: @mftfernandez

[ladykady]

Jamie Campbell Bower as Tamlin

This is my formal submission. I cannot picture anyone else in the role of Tamlin. 

*These gifs are not my own and I do not claim them as my own. 

[olegleus]

Tamlin and Feyre 💚🍀🍃🌹